Remember Roy Moore’s prissy wife informing the media that the Moores do not hate Jewish people?

In the final days of the contentious Alabama special election, Kayla Moore accused the media of portraying the couple as “anti-Semitic.”

“Fake news would tell you that we don’t care for Jews,” Kayla Moore said at the campaign’s final rally last month.

“I tell you all this because I’ve seen it all, so I just want to set the record straight while they’re here,” she continued, gesturing at the media assembled at the rally. “One of our attorneys is a Jew.”

I think her speech would probably be better in the original German, but I’m gonna suspect she meant that her “Jew” attorney had a mutual admiration for the Moores.

Pull in on them reins, Boys.

A lawyer who once worked for former Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore (R) said in a new interview that he’s friends with Moore’s former opponent, Sen.-elect Doug Jones (D), and raised money for Jones’s campaign.

So much for tokens, huh?  The Moores only know one Jew and he don’t like them none at all.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Cover your head!  Incoming!

Orrin Hatch, named Man of the Year in Utah for being a total power hungry devil man, is dropping out.

Now Mitt Romney will run for the seat and Donald Trump hates that because Donald Trump hates Mitt Romney.  It’s like an episode of Old White Men of Utah. There will be backbiting, hair pulling, nail scratching, and some really good hair jokes.

And at the other place in DeeCee, Pennsylvania Republican Congressman Bill Schuster will not be seeking reelection.  Schuster is the guy who wanted to privatize air traffic control while there were ethical questions about his relationship with a top airline lobbyist.

Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of : Republicans in Decline.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Now that the excitement of Christmas and New Years is over and the dull dreariness of January has set in, you’ll be proud to know that your entertainment dollar is fixing to stretch further.

The former White House communications director has privately told friends and associates that the president and other members of the Trump family, including White House adviser and first daughter Ivanka Trump, miss him and want him back in the West Wing. Three sources close to Scaramucci have independently told The Daily Beast that the Mooch continues to brag that he and President Donald Trump talk on the phone, and that the Mooch believes his resurrection in Trump-world could be imminent.

It sounds like a great teevee series – The Mooch is Back!  Watch Anthony call other staff members vulgar names, hit on every woman in the room, and strut his way down the White House sidewalk.

Sadly, nobody who is anybody believes The Mooch.  They think he’s just shooting off his mouth.  Yu know, like he always does.  But, there’s always hope that we get another round with Scaramucci.

Remember Republican Secretary of State and WannaBe Governor Kris Kobach and the Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity that Trump appointed to prove that he lost the popular vote due to widespread voter fraud?

Yeah, well, everybody else forgot about it, too.

Trump’s election integrity panel has been unable to meet for months due to several lawsuits against the panel.

There ya go.  The Election Integrity Panel has problems with integrity.

How Trumpian!

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

I cannot think of any better way to open the New Year than to be as tacky as possible.

So, there’s New Year’s Eve on the town.

Louise Linton models the latest from the Swiffer Duster Collection while Steve Mnuchin dazzles in a vintage Country Club Waiter ensemble.

And. who wore it better?

It’s swell to be back.  I’ll be taking it slowly and I deeply appreciate your emails.  However, please don’t overwhelm me right now because I’m only about 50%, and please don’t send me a link with nothing about what it is.

Thanks for the heads up to the Hoarse Whisperer.

Guys, I’ve been cleared to come back to work next week.  It’s gonna be great to play with y’all again.

Meanwhile stay safe.  Just as an aside, this is where I usually spend New Years Eve.  It overlooks Discovery Green in Houston.  There’s usually a mob there.

Well done, bartender and HPD.  It appears that this guy has a problem with guns and alcohol.