It’s a goodbye Darrell Issa Goodby Party!
Imagine life without having to acknowledge that slimy sumbitch even exists.
In all honesty, I would have rather seen him get his butt handed to him in a stunning electoral defeat but this … I’ll take this.
So grab a glass of sweet tea and a cupcake and let’s celebrate!
The trail of tears: Steve Bannon got kicked out of the White House, fired from Breitbart, rebuked by Rebekah Mercer, and now Fox News won’t even hire him.
No word yet if Alex Jones will reverse his attacks on Bannon and hire him to to do The Crazy Person’s Guide to the Weather, but it doesn’t look too good.
So, if you are in need of a sweaty, dirty guy with no visible meaning of existence to come sit on your couch in his underwear drinking beer and screaming vile things at Rachel Maddow, I have a lead for you. At no extra cost, he will whine and blame some damn thing called the deep state.
And always remember – the bigger they are, the louder the splat sound when they fall. Enjoy.
This sign is near Corsicana, Texas, which is about 60 road miles and 50 IQ points southeast of Dallas.
Apostrophes and commas are a mystery to East Texas, so they just throw one in every now and then.
Thanks to Trey on Facebook for the heads up.
Hell, it’s Nebraska. It’s lonely in Nebraska.
Okay, so it took me a while to figure out whether they were arguing over who owned this particular Bible or cranky with each other over something written in this Bible. And, the story doesn’t answer that definitively. However, I think they were arguing over holy scripture.
A Lincoln man remained in jail Monday after police say he shot his neighbor twice following an argument over the Bible Friday night.
Jimmy Livingston, 60, shot 30-year-old Andrew Pickering in the shoulder and hip in the incident at an apartment building at 741 Sumner Street, according to an affidavit for Livingston’s arrest.
So, best we can ascertain, Jimmy was riled up as hell and pulled a handgun on Andrew. Andrew, who appears to have a few IQ points on Jimmy, took that as a indication that he should go home. So, he did.
Jimmy stood outside Andrew’s door and fired his 9mm Smith and Wesson into Andrew’s apartment. Andrew was shot in the hip and the shoulder and taken to the hospital with non life threatening holes in his body.
The story gives no indication over the nature of the argument or where the Bible is now. Which is a damn shame. Because I want to know.
Thanks to Ron for the heads up.
I dunno, I just find it disconcerting that that the only words he knows to the National Anthem is about the rockets red glare and bombs busting in air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyrfbQ6Tkdw
Okay, y’all, it’s everybody’s favorite pastime: What Did Louie Gohmert Spend Money On?
What damn fool in his right mind would buy this much barbeque in Washington, DeeCee?
It seems to me that the vast majority of his money either goes for food or telephones. And flowers. He’s big on flowers.
Go look for yourself and have fun!
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Diary Queen for the heads up.