There’s another downside to being a conservative man – women think you’re an idiot.

Conservative men living in President Donald Trump’s Washington DC are complaining that liberal women in the city are unfairly judging them for their political beliefs.

Multiple conservatives who talked with Washingtonian say that they have had more trouble getting dates in the wake of Trump’s election in 2016 — and even if they aren’t Trump supporters, they are being tarred with the same brush.

Message to any conservative male:  Yeah, dude, you’re a dork, you smell funny, you have no sense of humor, you like to starve children, your pants don’t fit, you hate old people and veterans, denying health care to sick people is your hobby, you have stinkin’ taste in music, you shower with your cell phone, you want to control our bodies, you think your winkies entitle you to a bigger salary than we get, you believe trade wars are fun, and we have strong suspicions that the leader of your pack is not even human.

That’s why we don’t date you, much less procreate with you.  Go date Tomi Lauren and ask her to stop screeching.

Or, you could finally come out of the closet and date men.  No, wait.  That won’t work.  Proud gay men carry around 11 foot poles so they won’t have to touch you with a 10 foot one.

Okay, so somebody has a bee up his butt.

In a defiant CNN interview, former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg said Monday he refuses to comply with a grand jury subpoena in the Russia investigation.

No, you don’t get to do that.  It’s like refusing to pay your income tax.  You can’t win that fight.

However, spoken like a man with a lot of money and a a friendship with Donald Trump that “goes back decades,” Nurnberg said …

“Let him arrest me,” Nunberg said in an interview with The Post. “Mr. Mueller should understand I am not going in on Friday.”

The Trump campaign fired Nunberg in August 2015 after a series of racist Facebook posts came to light, and Nunberg indicated in interviews Monday there was still bad blood between the President and him but that he did not want to spend time cooperating with the investigation and Trump is right to call the probe a “witch hunt.”

Uh, Mueller doesn’t just arrest you, and then you post bond and go home.  That’s not how this works, Mr. Racist Rich Guy. You go to jail. Just ask Susan McDougal.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

And for your reading entertainment, I should direct you to this.  I think is guy is sniffing something.

Okay, so the United States Senate gave the State Department $120 million to fight Russian meddling in our elections.  Wanna know how much the State Department has spent?

Nothing.

Thelma wonders if that includes the front door mat that says желанный, which according to Thelma and her Google machine, says Welcome in Russian.

“As a result, not one of the 23 analysts working in the department’s Global Engagement Center — which has been tasked with countering Moscow’s disinformation campaign — speaks Russian, and a department hiring freeze has hindered efforts to recruit the computer experts needed to track the Russian efforts.”

Okay, so you don’t speak Russian and there are no computer experts. Other than buying old Bullwinkle cartoons and using Boris and Natasha for training experts, I don’t see this job going anywhere.  Which is exactly where Trump wants it to go.

желанный, Russians.

For those of you from foreign states, early voting in the Texas primary has been going on for two weeks and election day is tomorrow.  I’ve been kinda busy.

If you are new here and live in Fort Bend County or know someone who does, I am endorsing Sri Preston Kulkarni for Congressional District 22 and Hazel Dorine Lundy for county chair.

Okay, with that out of the way, we have great news about Texas.  This year, we doubled the early voting totals of the last non-presidential primary.  We increased our early voting by 98%.  Republicans increased their’s by 16%.  And that increase has a pony tail and ta-tas: In the GOP primary, 49% of voters are female.  In the Democratic primary, it’s 59%.

Democrats have energized people who have never voted any primary before now.  Of Texas Democratic primary voters, 24% are first time primary voters.  In my county, we have reached into new demographics by running highly qualified Asian and South Asian candidates.

It’s not time to call Texas blue yet and November is a long way away.  But, we see the light at the end of the tunnel and we are running as fast as we can.

One other thing this morning and it’s gosh-awful.  The damn DCCC is damn dumb and damn hurtful to the cause.

The Texas Congressional District 7 is the most flippable district in Texas.  A candidate named Laura Moser came back to Texas from Washington DC to run for the seat.  She’s not my favorite candidate in the race.  She’s about my 3rd or 4th favorite candidate  Come to find out, she was polling a  distant fourth until … damn DCCC.

The DCCC ran an attack ad against her on their website.

If there is one thing Democrats in Texas hate more than Republicans, it’s the DCCC.  I’ll tell you stories about that later but take my word for it right now.  Moser was able to raise a bucketload of money on that alone and got more press time than she was ever entitled to.  Now it looks like she has a decent shot to make it to the runoff on the DCCC alone.

Do not give the DCCC any money.  Do not even look them straight in the eye because that might be dangerous, too. I have been ranting against them since 2006 but it hasn’t done much good.

And there you have it.  Pray for Texas.  Every damn day.

So, there’s Kentucky.  You know, where a man’s gotta do what man’s gotta do and woman’s gotta get married at 16 years old.

Kentucky Republicans killed off a bill designed to limit child marriage.  Anna know why?  Because it’s damn anti-American to restrict what a parent can do.

As it stands, minors in Kentucky can marry at 16 or 17 with a parent’s permission and teens under 16 can marry with a judge’s permission. The new bill would change this to 18 but allow 17-year-olds to marry if they got permission of a judge and the age difference between the spouses was less than four years.

Parents with better things to spend money on than a 16 year old girl, can now marry her off to a predator or Kentucky’s version of Roy Moore, with only a signature.

Sumbitches.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.

Y’all, Roy Moore is broke.  He’s having to beg for money because he “can barely make ends meet” and he has staggering legal bills.

Writing on Facebook Moore raged, “I have lawyers who want to help but they are not without cost and besides their fees, legal expenses could run over $100,000. The liberal media, in association with some who want to destroy our country do not want my influence in the 2018 elections and are doing everything they can to stop me.

“Gays, lesbians, and transgenders have joined forces with those who believe in abortion, sodomy, and destruction of all that we hold dear. Unless we stand together we will lose our country,” he added as an inducement to get help paying his bills.

I hope you guys are fully ashamed of what you have done with your sodomite destruction of dear things that Roy is holding.  Or, maybe you’re giggling like me.

Let’s send Roy our thoughts and prayers.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.