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Oh No.

July 16, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The press conference just started but when the US delegation march out the door into the room, I saw nothing but white men – if indeed Stephen Miller is actually human – and all I could think is that this is not going to go well for me.

Is this the last gasp of white men?

UPDATE

I am stunned, even for Trump.  What a horrible embarrassment for the United States. Trump siding with Putin’s word over the United States justice, intelligence, and law enforcement.  Jim Acosta gave a little tidbit that I didn’t catch.  When Putin was asked if he had dirt on Trump, he paused so long that there was nervous laughter in the room. Then he never said no.

This is all the fault of the DNC, Hillary Clinton, and the electoral college.

Little Bubba just sent me this:

 

Horrifying.

UPDATE:

 

 

Trump / Putin Summit

July 15, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I was just told by people who pretend to know these things that Trump’s first interview after his meeting with Putin will be with Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson.

And as soon as I stop banging my head on the table, I want to ask Sean and Tucker how it feels to be the world’s first human cuddly blanket.

The latest in Informercials!

Fox News: because Trump’s ass won’t kiss itself.

The interview will be accidentally titled: Know Collusion.

I hear that Putin will also be meeting with his state run newscast.

Come on, you’ve got some one liners – I know you do.

 

Is Friday The Thirteenth Considered Bad Luck in Russia?

July 13, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I was just wondering about that since 12 Russian Intel officers were indicted in the United States for hacking with the intent to affect the US Presidential election.

Ya think Trump will ask Putin to extradite them all or just poison them?

 

And Besides, Officer, Donald Trump Will Pardon Me.

July 13, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Republican Arizona Congressfool Paul Mosely got pulled over by cops for doing 97 MPH in a 55 MPH zone.

His explanation was that he was anxious to surprise his wife in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. The officer wrote …

“Mosley also told me that I should just let him go and that I shouldn’t waste anymore of my time dealing with him due to his immunity as a government official.”

Oh, and because he’s a Republican, it only gets better.

After running his license, the police officer returned to Mosley and told him to watch his speed. Mosley took the chance to brag about speeding in the past. “Yeah, this goes 140,” he said. “That’s what I like about it. I go 130, 140, 120. I come down I-10, I was going 120 almost, you know, if there was no traffic.”

Mosely apologized on Facebook, but it didn’t help much. He still looked like a jerk.

 

Louie Gohmert

July 12, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Question: You know the question Louie asked Peter Strzok under oath today? Can we ask Donald Trump the same question? Or pretty much any Republican member of Congress?

And can I see Trey Gowdy’s emails during the Benghazi investigation?

 

Fun With Guns: Political Consultant Weirdness Edition

July 12, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so somedamnbody went on a shooting spree in Austin.  It included a homicide on Monday and 4 different shootings yesterday afternoon.

Austin police on Thursday identified the man they believe was responsible for a homicide on Monday and a string of shootings in South Austin on Wednesday as 29-year-old Charles Curry.

And who knows who Charles Curry is?

I do.

He is a Republican political consultant who Republicans are now scampering to disassociate from.

He worked for Joe Straus, Texas House Speaker, and as an analysis for the Texas Senate.

He also worked for Joan Huffman, a Republican state senator from Houston, who is a ginormous gun supporter.  Huffman, bless her barren soul, stressed that he only worked for her from November of 2016 to May of 2017.  Duh Joan, that’s the entire legislative session.  The Texas Lege only meets once every two years starting on the second Tuesday in January and only lasts for 140 days.

Oh holy cow, Republicans, he’s making policy for Texas through the Republican Party. Own it.