If you’ve never heard of Pete Olson, it’s because he is called “furniture.”  That’s because it is hard to distinguish between him and the hall tree.

Come to find out that Pete just completely forgot to put one of his contributions on his 48 hour before election contribution report.

I can’t imagine Pete not wanting us to know everybody who gave him money before election day.

Click the little one to see the big one.

Oddly enough, there is no one by that name registered to vote in Texas.  But, there is a guy living here who has a Florida corporation.

I’m just real sure that Pete, who loves Jesus so much, would not lie about who is giving him money.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.  

El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras are all subject to cuts in foreign aid under Donald Trump.

Fox reports.  You decide.

As my friend Deb T explains …

Well, it IS Latin America, so there are *six* Mexicos:

Mexico
Mexicas
Mexicat
Mexicamus
Mexicatis
Mexicant

The real question is, of course, which Mexico will pay for the Wall? On the bright side, this means only ONE of the Mexicos refused to pay for The Wall. Donnie should now ask the OTHER TWO Mexicos to pay. (SCREAMS INTO A PILLOW, pounds head against wall!)

On the other hand, he could mean, Mexico, New Mexico and … uh … Rosa’s Taco Hut.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

In case you missed it, like I did, there was a visitor to the confirmation hearing of U.S. Interior secretary, David Bernhardt.

Look over his right shoulder.  There’s a damn swamp creature.

The cops, seen on the right side of the picture, are conferring about what to do.  They never did figure it out.

Who says that $12.99 can’t buy happiness?

Thanks to megasoid for the heads up.

I got an email today from Mrs. Roger Stone. I do not know Mrs. Roger Stone.  What I do know is that like Blanche DuBois she depends on the kindness of strangers.

Bless her heart. Click the little one to see the big one.

I cut it off because that’s all that would fit in my screen grab, but I did you a favor.

Like Blanche, Mrs. Roger Stone married poorly to an untrustworthy man.

Bless her heart, living in a one bedroom apartment in Washington, DC. Life in the fast lane is so cruel.  You’d think her family friend Donald Trump would at least put her up in a nice suite at Trump Tower.

The Huffington Post has the good parts all underlined for you.