Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, who is 27 years old and lives in Washington State, had himself one of those days.

It all started when he had a pistol in his pocket that accidentally went off and he shot himself in the genitals.  Now, you’d think that would be the worst thing that could happen to you in one day.  But, it wasn’t.

Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.

But oh hell, it’s still not over.

As he was having surgery, a balloon filled with marijuana fell out of his anus.

‘Bout the same time that was happening, Chelan County sheriff’s detectives arrived at the scene and discovered a pair of bloody jeans in his car.  The jeans had methamphetamines in the pocket.

Instead of arresting him at the hospital, detectives decided that he, and no doubt they, would be better off letting him go home and charging him later.  He healed up a little and turned himself in two days after he was officially charged.

This should have been the end.  It wasn’t.

As they were searching him another bag of marijuana was found in his … oh hell, you know where.

They finally get him booked and into a cell.

From the jail, Wilson made multiple calls to his girlfriend asking her not to cooperate with investigators, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 26 in superior court. Authorities listened to the calls and subsequently charged him with four counts of tampering with a witness.

Now see, the cops have a gunshot, bloody jeans, drugs, and an anus.  Do they really need her testimony?

He’s being charged with witness tampering, second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth, as well as possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility.  And all he did was shoot himself in the winkie and things went downhill from there.

He’s being held on $110,000 bond.

Thanks to Fenway Fran for the heads up.

Last week, the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology met to discuss climate change.

Alabama Republican Congressman Mo Brooks is shockingly on that committeee although I have serious doubts that he has any damn idea what the hell they’re talking about.

But Mo has an idea about what causing the oceans to rise.  It’s not the melting of the ice caps.  No, sireee, those ice caps are probably just hiding below the surface. It’s rocks.

Rocks, and silt and stuff are causing the oceans to rise.  I’ll let Mo explain because I seriously doubt I can.

“Every single year that we’re on Earth, you have huge tons of silt deposited by the Mississippi River, by the Amazon River, by the Nile, by every major river system — and for that matter, creek, all the way down to the smallest systems,” Brooks said. “And every time you have that soil or rock whatever it is that is deposited into the seas, that forces the sea levels to rise. Because now you’ve got less space in those oceans because the bottom is moving up.”

No. That’s not right. Vanna, tell him what he wins for the consolation prize.

” … it would take the equivalent of the top five inches of land from the entire surface area of the United States to cause the oceans to rise the 3.3 millimeters a year currently seen. And those five inches would have to fall into the oceans every year to explain the current rate at which they are rising.”

I would say, nice try Mo, but he really needs to just shuddup.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

I know we have some customers from states having a helluva weather day today.

Please let us know anything you know and if you’re okay.  Having put up with some weather crap myself, my best thoughts are with you.

From Washington Post—

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Just in case you were wondering if this could get any weirder … oh dear lord, it certainly can.

Michael Avenatti was hit with two separate indictments on Wednesday in New York for his alleged extortion of Nike and for allegedly defrauding his former client, adult-film star Stormy Daniels.

He says he’s innocent.

They all do.

Donald Trump abruptly cancelled an infrastructure meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer this morning, whining that Nancy was mean to him by saying he was involved in a cover-up.

Now get this Trump logic:

“Instead of walking in happily to a meeting, I walk in to look at people who said I was doing a coverup,” Trump said, adding that he can’t work on infrastructure “under these circumstances.”

Now I’m trying to remember all the names Trump has called Nancy and Chuck.  Let’s see -“High Tax, High-Crime Nancy Pelosi” and “MS-13 Lover Nancy Pelosi” and “Head Clown Chuck Schumer” come to mind right away.  They can work under those circumstances because they know that Trump is lying.

Trump must be pretty sure that Pelosi isn’t.

Beside that, who the hell is he hurting?

Pelosi said Democrats had been prepared to deliver a signature accomplishment to Trump at a time when the nation’s roads, bridges, airports and other infrastructure are ailing.

“He just took a pass, and it just makes me wonder why he did,” Pelosi said.

We can’t have nice things because you hurt his tiny little snowflake feelings, Nancy.

And there’s this.  The presidential pout.

Deb T sent us a scan of her Grandmother’s cookbook.