I got notes from several of y’all about Iowa’s Senator Joni Ernst promising to impeach Joe Biden if he’s elected president.

Obviously, the senate can’t impeach anybody, only the House can do that, but nobody told Joni.

Well, she’s re-thought that.

Sen.Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) on Monday walked back her comments a day earlier warning that Congress could immediately impeach Democrat Joe Biden over his Ukraine dealings if he’s elected president in November.  

Speaking with reporters just off the Senate floor, Ernst said her weekend remarks were overblown and that she was trying to argue that Democrats have made impeachment — once a political tool reserved for extreme circumstances — the new normal in today’s partisan warfare.

Ya know, I suspect her remarks were “overblown” because they are incredibility dumb, and secondly because they really did sound like a threat.

Ernst also “spilled the beans” about the real purpose of the Republicans going after Biden – to lower his vote in Iowa.  So, there may be one person in Washington dumber than Trump.

According to CNN, Trump and Nancy Pelosi have’t spoken “in months.”

According to a Pelosi spokesman, the two have not spoken since the October 16 meeting in which Trump insulted Pelosi, including calling her a “third-grade politician,” before she and other top Democrats walked out and later accused Trump of having a “meltdown.” That meeting was supposed to be about Syria.

Maybe when he walks up to the podium, Pelosi should just pick up where they left off.

Or throw something at him.  Or give him that, “my, my, aren’t you a big boy” clap.

USA Today measured which Super Bowl commercials people liked best. President Trump’s came in dead last.

That’s #62 for the record books.  It came in lower than PopTarts.

That’s low.

And, if you missed any of the commercials, they are all right here.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is just really tired of living in Austin, a location he views as a pit stop on the way to the White House.

He wakes up every day with a complaint about Austin.  Right now, he’s concerned about homeless people in Austin.  He appears to believe that homelessness exists only in Austin.  Thank goodness he has a solution.

And Texas does have the leadership to do this?

Austin has a Democratic mayor, which is what causes homelessness.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Okay, it’s started.

Bloomberg ain’t taking crapola off Trump.

(Oh and by the way, Vladimir Putin is 5’7″ in case someone want to ruin his and Trump’s bromance.)

Novelist and adopted Texan Tim O’Brien describes the contents of Trump’s head, “There are cobwebs, a putter, a cheeseburger, a porn video, and someone else’s credit card. Not much else.”

Yeah, but if we add a mix master on full speed right here before the state of the union address, we might get some very cool results.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.