https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1293567279381327873?s=19

Well, it’s nice to see him getting out and about enjoying the weather and all.

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Chili’s in Louisiana.

A group of eleven women come in for lunch and pitch a wall eyed snot nosed hissy fit because the 17 year old hostess won’t seat more than six of them at a single table because that there’s the rules at Chili’s during the virus.  They get mad. One of them picks up a wet floor sign and hits the hostess with it, causing her to have to go get two stitches above her eye.  They leave before the police get there.

The Police in Florida

Billy Woods, the sheriff in Marion County, up and decided that it would be best for all involved that no employee of the sheriff’s department or any visitors to that office would be allowed to wear a facemask.  Because … he says he can find a professional to say masks are harmful for every professional you can find who says they are helpful.  Okay, that’s not a reason – because he’s an idiot.  His order was issued the same day that Florida set a one-day record for the most Coronavirus deaths and his own county had 13 deaths that day.

Georgia’s 14th Congressional District

Last night Marjorie Taylor Greene won the GOP primary for a very red district in Georgia.  Marjorie is a strong believer in QAnon and promises to bring class to congress as she spoke last night promising to get rid on Nancy Pelosi. “She’s a hypocrite. She’s anti-American. And we’re going to kick that b**** out of Congress.”  Majorie will be honored with a tin foil hat swearing in ceremony.

Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.

Trump has decided that there will be no more rallies.

Why?

“You can’t have empty seats,” Trump said in an interview with Fox Sports Radio. “You know, if I had five empty seats — for instance, they said, ‘Would I do a rally, sir?’ The reason I won’t do them [is] because, ‘You can have one seat and then seven around that seat, sir, have to be empty.’ ”

I guess he forgot to mention that he can’t draw a crowd even if he was giving away free beer and an autographed picture of Jesus.

He claims the next best thing: clogged highways.

“I just got back from Texas, Ohio and Florida. We’ve got all law enforcement awards, everything. We got the endorsement from all of them,” Trump told Hewitt. “But I just got back, and they’re the largest crowds on the highway I’ve ever seen.”

I think those were people waiting in food lines or for virus testing.

Trump’s voracious appetite for constant approval at rallies is gonna cause him to start eating the walls at the White House and he’s gonna start foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and little spittle things are gonna drip on this tie while he gnarls on sheet rock.  Holy cow it’s gonna be great.

I know.  I’ve lost my mind.

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Here’s one for the tin foil hat people.  If you ever get into an arguments with a QAnon, you might remind them …

Revelation 13:16

I was kinda hoping for Susan Rice, but Kamala is a great pick and certainly ready to be president if the unthinkable ever happens.

As we say in Texas – What you think?

Here ya go.

Anti-masker in Tucson, AZ throws a tantrum and has to be carried out by his own son pic.twitter.com/ggo4I968aL

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) August 11, 2020

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.