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Jerry Falwell and Answered Prayers

August 23, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, here’s the deal.  Liberty University president, Jerry Falwell, Jr., has been misbehaving and the university is trying to decide what to do with him.

They sent out a message —-

No decision regarding retaining Falwell as President has been made at this time adding, “the Board requested prayer and patience as they seek the Lord’s will and also seek additional information for assessment.

I don’t like getting into the church’s business as I equally don’t like them getting into mine, but I think maybe they should wake the hell up.

 

 

We have a plague, California is burning down, there were six waterspouts (read: tornadoes) off the coast of Louisiana all at once last week, the Gulf Coast is fixing to get hit with two hurricanes at the same damn time, and murder hornets.

What the hell are you people waiting for?

It used to be that just one little tornado and you people would holler, “God hates Obama and right there you have proof.”

What’s it gonna take to get your attention?

 

Oh Melania. Quit digging, Honey.

August 22, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Melania redesigned the Rose Garden at the White House so it would look like it did when Jackie O was there.  She missed. It looks like she fired before she got ready or took aim.

Melania built a putting green.  And she chopped down the cheery trees so Donald could not lie about it.

 

 

And just for your curiosity, here’s Jacke O’s summer Rose Garden.

 

 

I guess her Christmas decorations weren’t cold and lifeless enough.

 

 

So, she went for the full dread monty.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

A Saturday Read

August 22, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

From our friend Deb T.

 

 

Quick! Somebody Check Louie’s Pockets!

August 21, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here ya go.

 

That right there is Louie Gohmert and Brian Kolfage, head of We Build The Wall.

I wonder if they went out on the yacht afterwards?

Yesterday Trump said, “I haven’t been dealing with [Bannon] for a very long period of time…I don’t know anything about the project at all…I don’t like that project. I thought it was being done for showboating reasons.”

Showboating?  I wonder where they learned that?

Thanks to Nancy for the heads up.

It’s The Law

August 21, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Convicted white collar felons have to join the Republican Party.  It’s the law.

Former Democratic Governor of Illinois, Ron Blagojevich, is back in politics

Blagojevich dubbed himself a “Trumpocrat” on his return to Chicago in February after spending nearly eight years in a Denver federal prison for felony corruption convictions. Trump commuted Blagojevich’s sentence about six years before it was set to end.

Blagojevich calls himself a Trumpocrat now and is heading up a fundraiser for a Republican state senator in Illinois.  It’s supposed to be a high dollar “intimate affair” that celebrates Trump’s acceptance of the Republican nomination.

Dammit, he’s supposed to be in prison like all the other Trumpocrats.  I guess they had to let him out to make way for Bannon.

Thanks to Art for the heads up.

 

Sleepy Joe?

August 20, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I think not.

Well done, Democrats.