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You knew it was just a matter of time.

Sarah Palin’s chief of staff blasted Michele Bachmann strategist Ed Rollins today after Rollins criticized the former Alaska governor and suggested to POLITICO that his candidate would benefit by comparison to her

But the best part was to come.

Bachmann will “be so much more substantive,” Rollins said. “People are going to say, ‘I gotta make a choice and go with the intelligent woman who’s every bit as attractive.’”

Oh yeah, Bachmann is like the valedictorian of nonsense.

But leave it to Republican men to say, “IQ points only matter if two women are equal in the most important aspect – attractiveness.”

Cripes.  These two gotta have mimbos (male bimbos) do their fighting for them.

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I was having lunch with a friend of mine who is a mental health professional.  Okay, so quit laughing.

Anyway, this friend and I were discussing Rick Perry’s upcoming Come To Jesus and Vote Republican Tent Revival and she asked me, “Do you think Rick Perry has a messianic complex?”

“No,” I replied, “he’s too dumb to have anything complex.”

Reliant Stadium is big enough to hold an indoor deer hunt.  Rick is planning on filling it with people to holler at Jeeesus and to adore Rick Perry.  I’m not saying his ego is big, but you could use it to jump-start a nuclear submarine.

First off, let me explain that this is a pray and don’t eat all day function.   That’s just damn unTexan.  In Texas, you can’t have any manner of people gettin’ together without food being involved.  Even Juanita knows that every child in Texas learns to eat fried chicken on a blanket on the church grounds.  And, most Baptist churches in Texas have a bigger reception hall than sanctuary.  Covered dishes are a sacrament in Texas.

So, in order to fill up Reliant Stadium, Rick Perry has had to associate with some odd groups.  Like, for odd example, The American Family Association, which is listed as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

AFA insists that the “seculars” pick on them because they are Christians.  There is hardly nothing creepier than whiny extremist Christians.  Ho Boy, you’d think we were feeding them to the lions daily.  They think gay people are gay just to piss them off, and women only want equal pay for equal work because it’s anti-Christian.

So, AFA insists they are normal and all the rest of us are crazy.  Not even to mention that hell thing.  Rick Perry says that all people of all faiths are invited to his Six Flags Over Jesus event, but maybe not.

But Wildmon, AFA’s president, stressed the Christian nature of the event and said people of other religions were “free to have their own events.” He insisted his group did not hate anyone, but he said that people who do not embrace Christianity were headed for eternal damnation.

“It’s not just Jews or Muslims,” Wildmon said. “It’s anybody that rejects the free gift of salvation through Christ. The Bible teaches there’s heaven and hell. Those who believe go to heaven. Those who don’t go to hell.”

Don’t you think he seems a tad too gleeful about all this going to hell stuff?

But, Rick Perry is running for President so his giveadamner is broken.  He’s willing to cahoot with anybody who can get warm bodies to Reliant Stadium.

One other thing:  Rick says this event will not be political.  The event coordinator is Wayne Hamilton.

Wayne Hamilton is the founding partner of San Jacinto Public Affairs. Hamilton was senior aide to Congressman Joe Barton as well as serving three State Chairmen. He served as Governor Rick Perry’s Executive Director of the 2003 and 2007 Texas Inaugural Committees and currently working with events and consulting for the Governor in Austin, Texas.

Yeah, sure.  Not political.  Not at all.  Nope.  Not. political.

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Look, I’m gonna be honest here.  I grew up with only brothers – no sisters – and gave birth to only sons – no daughters.  As far as I know, there are two positions on a toilet seat – up or wet.

I have heard every weenie joke I care to hear, so like MeeMaw in the comment section, I was almost nauseated to hear that Anthony’s weiner is still headlining the news tonight.  How many ways can you say “lewd pictures?”  Apparently a lot.

Good Lord, I think news people are perverts.  What’s it gonna take to get that weiner off the headlines?  Two 911’s and a little girl down a well?

This world must be in great shape if Wolf Blitzer leads with “Anthony Weiner is still lewd.”

Anthony Weiner is a jerk.  I would not want to go on a  camping trip with him or even to a ballgame.  And, I sure wouldn’t shake hands with him because I do not know where that hand has been.   But, he didn’t do anything illegal.

Doesn’t Chile have some miners that need rescuing?

It rains teapots and coyotes when Rick Perry is around.

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The American Conservative Union has discovered that their Executive Director has embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars.

And they are shocked, shocked I tell you.

Okay, so here’s a bunch of people looking for a political and moral philosophy that allows them to be greedy as hell, and then they are oh so surprised when some greedier person rips them off.

Diana Hubbard Carr, 56, of Alexandria, kept the books at the Alexandria-based American Conservative Union. She pleaded to a count of mail fraud in U.S. District Court.

Court documents say she took $120,000 to $400,000 over several years. The exact amount is a matter of dispute and will be determined at her sentencing Sept. 16, when she faces up to 20 years in prison.

She is the ex-wife of David Keene, who until this year had been the ACU’s longtime chairman. He was elected last month as NRA president.

Her ex-husband is the NRA president?  Well, I imagine she got tired of clipping coupons for ammo, so she decided to steal and pay retail.