It’s getting hard to tell.

Bill Nye, the Science Guy, appeared on Fox News to explain volcanoes on the moon.  Since everything in the known universe works to prove that liberals are wrong, wrong, wrong about everything, host Jon Scott did his ignorant lamebutt twirp best to prove that volcanoes on the moon prove there is no climate change.

The result is hysterical because Bill Nye’s face is one of the damnest things I’ve ever seen, and you will be a better person for seeing the expression on his face in response to snot-slinging vicious dumb.

Take a look.  You won’t be sorry.

JON SCOTT: Does it go, you know, anywhere close to the climate change debate that’s underway here on earth? I mean, you know, if the moon had —

BILL NYE: Well, it does for me.

SCOTT: — had erupting volcanoes, a few years, well, a few million years ago, however you want to put it —

NYE: No, billion.

SCOTT: — you know, it’s not like we’ve been up there burning fossil fuels.

NYE: Uh, no, volcanoes are not connected to the burning of fossil fuels, it’s connected to mining, but the big thing for us, on my side of this thing, is the science is true, and so when you discover — the people who got really got involved in climate change, got involved in it often by studying Venus, the planet Venus. So the physics, the science that happens on Venus, is the same as the science that happens on the earth, the science that happens on the moon, in this case the geology the study of rocks, that happens on the moon, is the same science that happens on the earth. So when you say to yourself, well, I’m going to ignore all the evidence of climate change, you’re saying, I’m going to ignore the best ideas anybody’s ever had, that’s science. And so this is quite troubling to those of us on our side of it.

SCOTT: Why aren’t they erupting now?

NYE: Well the moon cooled off, that’s a great question. That’s a fabulous question. The moon is quite a bit smaller than the earth so it cools off faster.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads-up.

Thank you, Virginia Mary —-

A real honest-to-gosh minister agrees.

Rick Perry is lost.  I mean really lost.

Nearly two months after calling the nation to a day of prayer and fasting at Reliant Stadium, Texas Gov. Rick Perry on Wednesday said he still was not sure what role he will play in the Aug. 6 event.

“I’m going to be there; I may be ushering, for all I know,” Perry said during a bill-signing ceremony at the Greater Houston Partnership. “Don’t get confused; this isn’t about me. It’s not about the people on the stage, either. This is truly about coming together as a state and lifting up this nation in prayer and having a day of prayer and fasting.”

“Oh, Gov.  This is pretty bad.  You were heading up this thing so fancy that Sweet Jesus sent out notes about being upstaged,” Juanita said when she called his voice mail this morning.

“Lookie, here, Mr. GQ in pajama pants, you invited all these weirdos to Houston so now you can’t be saying that you don’t know these guys,” she shouted on the phone.

“You know what this is all about, don’t you?” Juanita asked as an aside to me.  “The fool just now figured out that these people he calls his friends are batcrap crazy.   He didn’t realize they were a taco short of a combination platter.”

“And by the way, Gov, now that I have your voice mail.  What is the deal with you showing up in a sports coat and pajama pants at least twice now at important events?  You got a bad jock itch or something?  You can’t figure out how to operate a zipper?  Dude, put on your big boy pants.”

In more ways than one, Honey, in more ways than one.

A Planned Parenthood facility in McKinney, Texas, was firebombed on Tuesday night.

Someone threw a Molotov cocktail, a glass bottle filled with diesel fuel and a lit rag, at the front of the Planned Parenthood clinic Tuesday night, and though it did not cause major damage or injuries, the attack may be cause for concern.

This particular Planned Parenthood did not perform abortions.  They serve 4,000 women in north Texas.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.

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Note to the Christian fanatics:  Do not firebomb Planned Parenthood.  It just hacks off us liberals enough to open our wallets and donate more.

“Well, how ’bout them apples?” Juanita asks while tacking a newspaper clipping to the snack room door.

“It seems that Illinois Republican Tea party Congressspender Joe Walsh, who recently bought a Thesaurus just to find enough nasty words to say about President Barack Obama, can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.  Or make standards for you that he can’t keep,” Juanita grins.

The freshman congressman’s ex-wife, Laura Walsh, filed the claim against him in December as part of their divorce case, saying he owed $117,437 to her and their three children, the Chicago Sun-Times reported in a story published Wednesday. She contends that Walsh loaned his own campaign $35,000 and took international vacations but said he couldn’t afford child support payments because he was between jobs or out of work.

“Now,” she continues, “he whines that he doesn’t own near that much.  Well, that’s certainly a relief.  Maybe it’s just $99,000, which, of course, is certainly acceptable in  financial restraint circles.”

“But it doesn’t not end there.  It seems that everybody picks on poor ole Joe.  Golly, it’s gotta be tough.”

The congressman’s alleged financial problems made headlines while he was campaigning last year, when at least one staffer claimed he would “spend, spend, spend uncontrollably.” His campaign manager quit and sued for $20,000 in nonpayment, and two other staffers who quit accused him of not properly disclosing a 2008 home foreclosure and traffic citations to the public, taking their grievances public. Walsh also bounced checks, including one to a Republican fundraiser.

“Yep, that’s pretty much everybody picking on him,” she laughs.

“Hey, Joe!” she hollers.  “Dial 1-800-waa-waaa.”

“One more thing.  Joe posted a video this month.”

President Obama, quit lying,” he said in a video posted online this month. In it he also asks Obama, “Have you no shame, sir?”

“Because not paying your child support and giving out hot checks is something to be proud of.”

“Ya wanna know the truth?  I’d have more respect for the guy if he had been caught in a bathroom stall tapping his foot.  At least that doesn’t hurt children,” Juanita rolls her eyes.

Thanks to David, Bob, Carl and Mary for the heads up.