Y’all go read Harold Cook on Rick’s hallelujahpolooza.

click right about here

I’ll have more tonight.

My friend Carl Whitmarsh runs the largest Democratic listserve in Texas.  He often gets hate mail but is a true connoisseur of what to share.

Here’s a great one he got today from someone who called himself Mike Steele.

Carl
I would like to say goodbye to you and all your sissy, liberal demoncrat friends. Our party has made your party look like the fools that they are all over the USA with the most recent cave in by your boy Obama. Straight Americans who love God and hate evil are back in charge so all you liberal rats are out. Maybe you all can move to France and sodomize one another.

Mike, I read the newspapers.  The sodomy line forms to the right.  Probably behind you.

(Sorry, Momma.  Damn good thing I’m on vacation.)

Oh dear.

Today I learned that our last two Texas Governors both carried a 2.5 GPA in college.  That’s shocking!  I cannot believe that did that well.

The Texas Tribune relived Perry’s college days today.  They also provided this treat:

Click the little one to get the big one.  WAIT!  Remove all beverages and sharp objects from the area first.

Thanks Alec and Mayfly for the heads-up.

Thanks to Kary and Carol for this gem.

Carol adds, “I agree, Daisy Duke could pull it off but not many can.”

We should have seen this coming.  It’s not like Newt hasn’t fluffed himself up before now.

It seems that Gingrich was hogging all the stoopid by announcing that he’s the single most popular guy on Twitter.

“I have six times as many Twitter followers as all the other candidates combined, but it didn’t count because if it counted I’d still be a candidate; since I can’t be a candidate that can’t count.”

Yeah, he’s probably drinking again.

Anyway, he claims he has 1,325,842 followers, and the other guys have yet to crack 100,000.

Whoop-te-doodle-do.

Well, come to find out, most of his Twitter followers were bought from a firm who makes that sort of ego-inflating syrup.

Newt, Dude, lay down.  You’re dead.

I’ve been doing this website thing since about 1995. No kidding.

During this time, though the miracle of modern journalism, you guys don’t know when I travel. I just keep posting with my laptop. There’s wifi everywhere.

Almost.

I’ve been traveling since last Thursday. I have discovered that there are some places in this country without wifi. Remote places. Like I’ve been to and am still going to.

My plan for this trip was to post with my iPhone using 3G. There are places without 3G. Damn. Also, I cannot tell you how hard it is to do long posts with that tiny little keypad.

So, first of all. Do not get to thinking you can break into my house. Marsha is staying at my house. She was a prison guard and a parole officer and she will hurt you. She is mean as ten acres of snakes.

Second, I know I’m making a lot of typos. I do not care. Seriously, I don’t.

Third, if I don’t post for a day, then I don’t post for a day. Ask for a refund.