Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’

And All This Time I Thought it Was You 2nd Amendment People

August 08, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, I’ll be damn. We liberals have been far busier than I suspected. I’m glad to report that we’re not lazy.

THIENSVILLE, Wis. — The founder of Tea Party Nation claimed liberal ideology is responsible for “a billion” deaths over the past century during a raucous rally here Saturday in support of one of the six Republican state senators facing a recall election Tuesday.

“I will tell you ladies and gentlemen, I detest and despise everything the left stands for. How anybody can endorse and embrace an ideology that has killed a billion people in the last century is beyond me,” said Tea Party Nation CEO Judson Phillips.

So, here I am sitting around embracing an ideology and killing a billion people at the same time.

Dude, the Force is strong in me. I am a Jedi Knight.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Texas Education

August 07, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

County Rd. 404, S.E. of Marble Falls, Texas

Tom sent it and says it looks like we’re not offering much encouragement here.

Just Wondering If You’ve Noticed

August 07, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Of the remaining countries with AAA ratings, they all have socialized medicine.

But, we spent all our money making the top 1% of people in America obscenely rich instead of just filthy rich and killing innocent people in Iraq.

Spongebob Squarepants Is Not Only Gay — He’s Also One of Those “Science Believers”

August 07, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I’m sure you all remember when the rightwing went two bubbles off plumb because Spongebob Squarepants was oh so obviously gay.

Now Fox News has decided that Spongebob is a liberal / socialist / tree hugging tool and they are going to tell the world that Spongebob is a climate change idiot. Or something.

As MediaMatters reports, the “Fox & Friends” co-hosts on Wednesday attacked Nickelodeon, the network on which the show airs, for “pushing a global warming agenda.”

“SpongeBob is talking a lot about global warming, and he’s only looking at it from one point of view,” Carlson said.

Okay, first of all, do you think today is the best day to be talking about climate change? I mean, it’s hot. Everywhere.

Second, wasn’t there news today? I mean, didn’t something happen somewhere.

What’s Happening? UPDATED

August 06, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I’m outta town. Pease let me know what’s happening at Rick Perry’ Prayerthon. Comments needed. .

I have time for one great story. We are in Boulder, Colorado, a very progressive city. We walked around in a farmer’s market / homemade soap, jewelry and trinkets area of several square blocks this morning. When Bubba went to get the car, he asked a lady if Boulder did this every weekend She replied that they do. Bubba said how much we enjoyed it and how nice it was to be in a progressive city.

“Where are you from?” she asked.

“Texas,” replied Bubba.

“I am so very sorry,” she sincerely replied.

Perry Makes the Grade

August 05, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

No, truly, he’s bean dip dumb. Can’t be let out of the house by himself dumb.

It appears that Rick Perry started off slow and then quit peddling.

You can see his college transcripts right here.

The Huffington Post sums it up this way:

He rarely earned anything above a C in his courses — earning a C in U.S. History, a D in Shakespeare, and a D in the principles of economics. Perry got a C in gym.

Perry also did poorly on classes within his animal science major. In fall semester 1970, he received a D in veterinary anatomy, a F in a second course on organic chemistry and a C in animal breeding. He did get an A in world military systems and “Improv. of Learning” — his only two As while at A&M.

A C in animal breeding? You mean with all those sheep around ….. ?

Y’all, this is Texas A&M, where they had to rename the town of Bryan to College Station so that the college students would know where to get off the train. That’s a true story.

Thanks to Kary, Bud, Kyle , Glen, Sophie, and everybody else who isn’t on vacation.