Honey, Rush Limbaugh is just a shiver lookin’ for a spine to run up.

Funny, she doesn't look like a slut

Remember that lovely college young woman, Sandra Fluke, who wanted to testify before Darrell Issa’s committee but they wouldn’t let her because she doesn’t have a penis?  Remember how she’s a third year law student at Georgetown University and wanted to speak because Georgetown would not pay for birth control pills for a friend with ovarian cysts?

Well, come to find out, she’s a slut and a prostitute.

We know that because Rush Limbaugh said so.  On the electric radio.

“What does it say about the college co-ed Susan (sic) Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex — what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.”

And that’s why people without penises cannot testify before congress on women’s issues.  It just brings out the sluts.

They say Rush later backed-off calling her a slut.  He decided she wasn’t a slut – she just has “round heels.” That’s pretty much worse.

Rush, as a fair to middlin’ member of the International Sisterhood of Bitches, including the Cackling Jezebel Consortium, the law firm of Bitch, Cohen, and Bitch, Happy Harlot Holding Company, Grinning Bitch Enterprises, and the entire Bitch Family of Companies, I have been authorized to say:  Shove it, you stinking son of a motherless goat.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.

Hey, a pimp’s gotta make some money, ya know.

Reed: Pimping The Hardware

Alabama State Senator Greg Reed is all hot to trotsie over their version of the Gals Gotta Love Sonograms bill.  He’s pushing it hard because he’s such a righteous, upstanding, moral, spiritual leader.

Or, maybe it’s about something else.  Maybe it’s about something Republicans love even more than putting government in my lady parts without my permission.

In a not-so-shocking coincidence, Reed would personally profit from the bill’s passage. He currently serves as vice president of Preferred Medical Systems, a company which sells ultrasound equipment and would theoretically benefit from a law requiring clinics across Alabama to perform government mandated ultrasounds.

Dude, this is the best of both worlds for Reed.  He gets to look inside the ladies and make them pay him to do it.

You gotta admire Republicans.  Those boys know how to turn a buck off women.

Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.

My bet is that his daddy heard what he’d done.  Or maybe Sweet Jesus did.

Whatever happened, Franklin Graham has gone crawfishing —

Franklin Graham, the evangelist and son of Billy Graham, has apologized for questioning President Obama’s Christian faith, insisting that religion has “nothing to do” with his decision not to support the president’s election, according to a report.

“I regret any comments I have ever made which may have cast any doubt on the personal faith of our president, Mr. Obama,” Graham said in a statement on Tuesday, according to the Religious News Service.

According to the story, it was the open letter from faith leaders at the NAACP that did it, which I am pretty certain chapped Graham’s lily white patootie.

All God’s children gotta know the love, Franklin.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.

Okay, so some fancy pants writer in Colorado has a supposed solution for the way the Texas Legislature treated women this legislative session, especially the 24 hour wait period before a woman can get a perfectly legal abortion.

He thinks we need a moratorium on sparkin’.

Clearly there’s only one answer for this kind of Texas trash. Time to put a 24-hour hold on sex among Texans in the first place. For those Texans feeling amorous, they should be required to see their doctor or clergy, where they will be examined to determine levels of fertility. Then, they’ll be counseled about the problems of unplanned pregnancy and told that government programs may exist to help them with issues surrounding abstinence. Finally, they’ll be instructed that they cannot consummate their romantic notions for 24 hours.

We can’t do that.  We’d have to lock up the sheep.

Thanks to Larry for the heads-up.

Long time visitors here know that I have a little fan in Houston.  He’s a shy fella and uses the Houston Branch of the NAACP’s return address to send me racist, hateful, untrue Obama things in the United States mail.  I don’t mind that because I support the working men and women of the United States Postal Service, and I don’t suspect my little fan knows he’s supporting a union.

From past mails he’d sent me with his handwriting on them, we figured he was so old that they have to carbon date him know how many candles to put on his birthday cake down at the Happy Trails Senior Facility and Trailer Park.

Well, I hadn’t heard from him in a few months and figured he’d gone to that great dominoes and gripe session in the sky.

He’s baaaaaack.  And this time he sent a whole package.

Most of it was racist and all of it was hateful.  There wasn’t one constructive solution or idea in the whole mess.

So, I did what I always do with anonymous stuff —

And no I did not put it in the recycle bin.  I wasn’t willing to risk anybody seeing that racist crapola.

Now, if this guy is reading this.  I do not mind you supporting the working men and women of the United States Postal Service, but I want you to think about something:  I have the courage to put my name on what I think and I’m a little girl.  We are laughing at you, and the ladies are laughing the hardest.

You know what I love about Democrats?  Well, lotsa things, but the fact that where others see dread, we see humor.

They released some of Sarah Palin’s emails.  Instead of just letting them melt though the garbage can and the sub flooring, a guy named Michael Solomon put them in a book in free verse form.

Here’s the best part.  You can get an afternoon of entertainment for 99 cents.  No, I am not kidding.   99 cents.  Hell, that’s less than one dollar!

The kids over at The Daily Beast gave us a preview.

Are You Flippin Kidding???

Oh GOD help us.
Are you flippin kidding???
Todd doesn’t have $12 million
Obviously
That’s something else,
I don’t know what it stands for
Yet.
Put this is a statement,
Others have asked about my opinion
On this latest:
But I hadn’t seen it
So didn’t know it was this
Asinine!!!

Eat your heart out, Carl Sandburg!

Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.