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March 12, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have no idea who wrote this.  It was sent to me by my friend John. I’ve tried to find the author and I can’t.  I’m sure it was some leftwing knee jerk sob sister liberal, though.  You know, my kind of people.

ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE PRESIDENT OBAMA, want to take America Back…BACK TO WHAT/BACK TO WHERE is my question?

After The 8 Years Of The Bush/Cheney Disaster, Now You Get Mad?

You didn’t get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President.

You didn’t get mad when Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate Energy policy and push us to invade Iraq.

You didn’t get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us.

You didn’t get mad when we spent over 800 billion (and counting) on said illegal war.

You didn’t get mad when Bush borrowed more money from foreign sources than the previous 42 Presidents combined.

You didn’t get mad when over 10 billion dollars in cash just disappeared in Iraq.

You didn’t get mad when Bush embraced trade and outsourcing policies that shipped 6 million American jobs out of the country.

You didn’t get mad when they didn’t catch Bin Laden.

You didn’t get mad when Bush rang up 10 trillion dollars in combined budget and current account deficits.

You didn’t get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.

You didn’t get mad when we let a major US city, New Orleans, drown.

You didn’t get mad when we gave people who had more money than they could spend, the 1%, over a trillion dollars in tax breaks.

You didn’t get mad with the worst 8 years of job creations in several decades.

You didn’t get mad when over 200,000 US Citizens lost their lives because they had no health insurance.

You didn’t get mad when lack of oversight and regulations from the Bush Administration caused US Citizens to lose 12 trillion dollars in investments, retirement, and home values.

You finally got mad when a black man was elected President and decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. Yes, illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, job losses by the millions, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, and the worst economic disaster since 1929 are all okay with you, but helping fellow Americans who are sick… Yeah Right!

I Just Gotta Get Me a Plastic Jesus for My Dashboard

March 12, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, I am pondering running as a delegate to the Democratic National Convention from Texas. I figured I could keep all 8 or 9 of y’all informed about it and my paying job would like me to blog about it on their website.  Plus, I’ve never been to a national convention.

But there’s a heavy downside.  I would want to drive to the convention so I could bring back all manner of crazy swag from the convention for my friends and to auction off to raise money for Democrats.

Then I saw this poll.

Mississippi

Alabama

Y’all, I’d have to drive through both of those states to get to Charlotte, NC.

Okay, so what if we stop to eat at a cafe and one of these people comes in and is wearing one of those “Obama is a Muslim Terrorist” tee-shirts and my Bubba would have to do something that would land his rear end in the Grand Jury room?

I dunno.  Unless there’s an underground railroad for folks with an Obama 12 sticker on their back car window, I might never make it to Charlotte.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.

As Promised

March 12, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Click the little one to get the big one.  Like magic!

YES!

March 12, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Breaking News:

DEPT. OF JUSTICE REFUSES PRECLEARANCE ON TEXAS VOTER ID LAW

More to come.  More.

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Be Still My Heart

March 12, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so this morning, I found this article on Fox News.  No, no, wait.  No, no, this is good.

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EXCLUSIVE: Gingrich-Perry Pre-Convention Ticket in the Works

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So, Ole Bubba walks over, glances at the headline and hears me panting and doing the whole Meg Ryan thing from When Harry Met Sally and says, “Goodness gracious, my woman just found Democratic foreplay.”

I know that’s right.

Oh yeah, there’s more.

Sources close to the Gingrich campaign say preliminary “what-if” conversations are underway that could lead to a Gingrich-Perry ticket being announced prior to the  Republican National Convention at the end of August.

Gingrich insiders hope forming a predetermined ticket with Perry will unite the evangelical, Tea Party and very conservative voters that make up the core of the GOP.

Oh, Baby, Baby.

Now just sit back for a minute and think about the glorious wonders of a Gingrich / Perry Ticket.  Right there you’ve got two men who think more of themselves than the whole rest of the world combined.  We shall call it The Prancing Ticket. And just for the sheer joy of wallowing in it, we shall promise it love.

Y’all, excuse me, I need to go smoke a cigarette.

God: I Got This

March 12, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I cannot believe the time I have wasted thinking about global warming and nuclear war, when I could have just asked God.  That’s what Sen. James Inhofe of Oklahoma did.  Let me quote him.

Well actually the Genesis 8:22 that I use in there is that “as long as the earth remains there will be springtime and harvest, cold and heat, winter and summer, day and night.” My point is, God’s still up there. The arrogance of people to think that we, human beings, would be able to change what He is doing in the climate is to me outrageous.

Now, that thought must make it easier for him to sleep at night since he takes $1,352,523 in campaign contributions from the oil and gas industry, including $90,950 from Koch Industries.

Inhofe is also a birther, thinks the United Nations has a secret plot to control population, and believes himself to be the reincarnation of Marie Antoinette.  Okay, I made up the Marie Antoinette thing but the other two made it believable.

That’s the problems with these guys – telling where the crazy ends.

Thanks to Stephen for the heads-up.