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Rats, Harry spoiled it for them.

Scardy Cat

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid interrupted proceedings on the Senate floor to announce there would be no more votes Thursday afternoon because he thinks Republicans were fixing the schedule to allow Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA) to use evening votes as an excuse to get out of a debate with Elizabeth Warren.

Honey, Elizabeth Warren would fight a buzzsaw bare handed and give it three turns head start.  Scott, she’s gonna whip you so bad your grandchildren will be born shaking.

You will be happy to know that President Barack Obama is no longer a Muslim, Kenyan, socialist/communist, tool of the devil, hell bent on destroying America.

Glad that’s over, right?

He’s now a gay Muslim, Kenyan, socialist/communist, tool of the devil, hell bent on destroying America.

And Mitt Romney is still going to get whooped by him.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.

In fact, they liked it so much that a Republican lynched one in Austin.

Reports a blogger:

Updated 6:28 p.m. I called the homeowner to ask about his display, citing my concerns as a fellow Austinite. He replied, and I quote, “I don’t really give a damn whether it disturbs you or not. You can take [your concerns] and go straight to hell and take Obama with you. I don’t give a sh**. If you don’t like it, don’t come down my street.”

I guess he’d been on Rick Perry’s phone call and was just standing his ground.

Thanks to Jacob for the heads up.

Mitt Romney appeared on Univision.  In brownface.

My friends assure me that this is exactly how he looked.

Well, his people did come from Mexico.  And maybe he just lightens his face for all other appearances.

Damn, I hope he goes on BET teevee.

Thanks to TexasEllen for the heads up.