There is a just and loving God.

I know that because the more Ann Coulter talks about women being lesser creatures, the more odd her face begins to look.

Ann Coulter: What the Hell?

I’m not being catty.  Ann has cornered the market on catty.  I’m just making a scientific observation.

My theory is that she couldn’t get rid of her Adam’s Apple so she was hoping that the weird plastic surgery eyes would distract you away from it.

That’s just a theory.  The other theory is that God is getting even on earth, which is rare but in this case certainly welcome.

Reacting to Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s (D-CA) blunt reply to Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) on gun control, Republican pundit and author Ann Coulter exclaimed on Thursday night that the whole conversation makes her think “liberal women should not be able to hold office” in the United States.

“He’s absolutely right, he nailed her, so she said I’m offended,” Coulter said. “I used to think women just shouldn’t be able to vote. Now I think at least liberal women should not be able to hold office, and by woman I do not mean to limit that to the biological sense. That is not an answer, I’m offended.”

Ann, Honey, go look in the mirror.  God is telling you to shuddup.

Anybody with a high school education knows that we do, indeed, limit the first and the fourth amendments.  You cannot shout fire in a crowded theater so you also should not be allowed to bring a bazooka into one.  Same deal.

I lost my agenda, but I think the second day at CPAC is when they burn witches at the stake. Or maybe it’s books. I get confused.

You know Texas education has fallen like spit off a tall building when this shows up on a Dallas teevee station —

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Click the little one to see the big one.

Extra points for having the right continent.

Thanks to Richard for the heads up.

What kind of junior stinkin’ senator takes on Diane Feinstein?  The kind who wants to go home with his hiney whipped, that’s who.

You gotta see this.

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Rick Perry gave a helluva speech at CPAC, saying that some Republican governors have “folded in the face of federal bribery and the coercion of special interest groups”  about Medicaid expansion.  Take that Christi and Scott, you bunch of weenies!

No sireee, Rick Perry is willing to make the sacrifices he needs to make to be President – he’s perfectly willing to sacrifice other peoples’ lives.

But to show you how concerned Republicans are about the growing Hispanic population in America, they booed him when he mentioned “our party must shift appeal to the growing Hispanic demographic.”

Oh, that’s nice.  However, they stopped once he said that it needs to be “an economic message.”  Translated from the original Texan:  We won’t give you a seat at the table, but we will let you clean it.

CPAC – More PAC, less See.

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Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Texas Governor Rick Perry is running for President.  Texas Senator Carnival Cruz (adrift, stinky, and mired in poop) is running for President, too.

So, both being from Texas, they have to decide who’s the meanest.

Rick Perry has a good start.

In the past two years, Texas legislators slashed funds for family planning and passed up $30 million a year in federal Medicaid money, largely to squeeze Planned Parenthood out of the state’s women’s health programs. Researchers say nearly 200,000 Texas women have lost or could lose access to contraception, cancer screenings, and basic preventive care, especially in low-income, rural parts of the state.

His first target is poor women.  They vote Democratic so their health is not important.

Women are suffering and dying because of these political cuts, meanwhile Rick Perry used $3 billion in taxpayer passed bonds for cancer research to reward his political cronies.

Look, I know he’s going to hell for this.  I know that.  But, I just want to make sure he doesn’t go to the White House with it beforehand.

So, call your congressman and ask them to pass a law that no Texan can be President for the next 20 years.  Every woman, child, and person with cancer in Texas will be better off.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.