I told you about the new giant Texas Republican PAC for all Republican members of Congress from Texas.  Yes, the PAC called Texans for Texans that’s based in Georgia.

East Texas Congressnut Steve Stockman wanted to join that PAC real bad.  Only problem is — he can’t spell Texas without looking it up.  Click the little one to see the big one.

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You might want to check out the PDF just to see the care Stockman puts in his paperwork.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Guys, the Dallas Morning News is running a poll on Texan of the Year — Ted Cruz or Wendy Davis.

Go do what you do best – raise hell.

Thank yew very much.

Thanks to Bernard for the heads up.

It has happened.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), praised President Barack Obama on Wednesday for bringing the Syria strike to Congress, saying that the move gave the chance for the voices of Americans to be heard.

Well, that’s kinda nice.  Giving credit where credit is due.  Kinda makes me think that maybe Cruz ain’t all that nuts after all, making a statement lik … Oops.  Too soon.

In the same speech …

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said Wednesday that the country would be better off if the Senate was full of people like Jesse Helms, the late senator who was ardently opposed to all kinds of civil rights measures …

But, he wasn’t finished.

Cruz told a story of Helms receiving a $5,000 political donation from actor John Wayne, who apparently later told Helms he liked him because “you’re that guy saying all those crazy things” and that there needed to be 100 more of him.

“It’s every bit as true now as it was then,” Cruz said. “We need 100 more like Jesse Helms in the U.S. Senate.”

Oh Sweet Jesus weeping loudly, Cruz wants a United States Senate with the intellect of John Wayne.

And get this stuff —

Cruz said the first political donation he ever made was to Helms — $10 — and praised the late senator for his outspokenness. If Helms were alive, Cruz said, he would be taking a more aggressive stance against “radical Islamist terrorism” than President Barack Obama has been taking.

Okay, first of all, Cruz is lying about the $10 donation.  I know that mainly because (1) Cruz just makes crap up as a hobby, and (2) Jess Helms would never have taken money from somebody named Cruz.

Jesse Helms would have sent you back to Cuba, Boy.

Perhaps Ted wasn’t listening on June 23rd, 1986 when Helms said, “All Latins are volatile people,” during protests of U.S. Senate hearings on Mexican corruption.  And maybe Helms was right, because volatile Ted sent him ten bucks.

Thanks to Llana (who was first) for the heads up and John for the graphic.

Click the little one to see the big one!

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Michael Berry, who is a conservative radio show host in Houston has opened the Redneck Country Club in Stafford Texas.

Michael says he is a Southern Baptist so I have no idea why beer is being served.  Of course, he also says he’s a happily married man so I don’t know why he got caught at 11:00 pm in a well known gay bar where an eyewitness claims he did a hit and run in the parking lot when leaving.

The allegations have people talking, not only because of the alleged crime, but also because Berry, a conservative, was inside a gay bar at 11 p.m. on a Tuesday .

When Local 2 Investigates emailed Berry, asking for an interview, he replied, “My attorney is Dick Deguerin. I have been advised not to comment at this point, as much as I would like to.”

It all started Jan. 31 when Berry came to T.C.’s Show Bar alone. Only KPRC Local 2 has a copy of the bar’s surveillance video that shows him inside having a beer at the bar and then walking to the restroom.

The Redneck Country Club website has some real interesting stuff on it, including the need of confederate flags.

And the little dojibber beside the URL on your computer is a tiny little handgun.

What could possibly go wrong?

Alex Jones is a rightwing talk radio host.

I also think he’s Minnie Mouse because he’s screwing Goofy.

Here’s the latest.

Fringe conservative radio host Alex Jones said this week that an effort to avert a U.S. attack on Syria with diplomacy was actually a United Nations plot for the extinction of the human race, which would be replaced by “globalists” like President Barack Obama who would become cyborgs by using “life-extension technologies.”

You know, I was thinkin’ that myself.

You know you’ve kissed reality goodbye when you make Rush Limbaugh look sane.