I’ve told you guys about my goofy State Representative before.  I sit around waiting for his newsletters because they are a collection of ignorance that rivals the entire state of Mississippi.

I wanted you show you what he highlighted this month: His Honors and Awards.

Here ya go.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Now maybe it’s just me and my high faulting standards about awards and honors.  Example:  that you went to college is not an honor.  If you graduated summa cum laude, that is.  You didn’t, so …

Being a member of a caucus is not an honor or an award.  It’s expected.  It’s your damn job.

Rick, and I am speaking to you personally here, I don’t think you know what an honor is.  Here, let me look it up for you.

The only one that could possible be considered an honor is the Courageous Conservative Award from the Texas Conservative Coalition.  And Rick, yes I am talking to you personally again, every damn Republican in the Texas House got that “Honor.”   Every damn one of them.  That ain’t an honor – that’s a marketing technique.

He’s an idiot, y’all.  Please find me somebody to run against him.

General Wesley Clark is rallying VoteVets and the website keeps crashing.   If it comes back online, go sign the petition if you are a vet or know a vet.

And then there’s this salute to America’s veterans!

A group of veterans on Tuesday reportedly stormed the Washington, DC’s WWII Memorial, which was closed due to the government shutdown.

Stars and Stripes White House and Veterans Affairs reporter Leo Shane has been reporting from the scene via Twitter. According to Shane, Rep. Steve King (R-IA) helped by “distract(ing) a park police officer”  while the veterans “knocked down the fences.” Shane said the veterans were part of an Honor Flight group from Mississippi.

They don’t appear to be leaving.  And that’s why we call them heroes.

One more thing for those of you not on Facebook.

Did they do it just because they could?  Or did they do it because all their supporters are featured on those Survivalists shows and they are anxious as hell to go to the bunkers and play with their ammo?

I saw this morning that Ted Cruz is donating his salary to charity during the shutdown.  Big Stinking Deal.  Ted Cruz is a millionaire.  His wife works for Goldman Sachs.  He ought to be donating his salary every day.

I am going to tell you one damn thing.  If Democrats back down and give the Republican Party the legislation that was passed by the duly elected congress, upheld by the Supreme Court, and then re-argued in the 2012 Presidential election, then I’m burning my Democrat card.

What is next?  Are they coming after Medicare?  Social Security?  Veteran’s benefits?  Child labor laws?  Your firstborn?

I heard a rumor this morning from one of my Washington DeeCee sources that goes like this:  the GOPers are thinking of keeping the government closed for approximately 2 weeks. And then of course we will hit the debt ceiling which means if we don’t raise it, we will likely send the economy into a depression. The fire is ratcheting up!

If you didn’t see The Daily Show last night, Jon Stewart was at his best.  Skip Bill O’Reilly because he’s just like Arby’s.

Thanks to John for the graphic.

Ole Bubba and I are staying up to watch Ted Cruz commit suicide on national television.  Too many he’s taking so many jobs with him.

Boehner looks like he swallowed a live bird.  He’s gonna cry, isn’t he?

So yesterday, I get this real official looking letter delivered to my home by the good people of the United States Postal Service.

You will have to click the little one to see the big one.

So, I stand there with a real confused look on my face because I know those words are English language words but I do not have a clue what they mean and I’m liable to check the wrong box or something and lose my Medicare.  I am a grown woman with a completely official certificate from Dora Lou’s School of Beauty.  I am not stupid.  Well, at least I thought so.  So, I decided to pour a glass of wine to calm my nerves and try ciphering it again.

Holy crap, it makes absolutely no sense at all after a glass of wine.  It has scary words like “redistribute resources” and “quality of your care.”  Then on top of all that it has “The Obama health care law” right there at the beginning.  Hell, I support the man but this crap was scaring me.

It was then that I got to the tiny fine print bottom line.   Read that sucker.

So, I’m going to send this in and when Mr. Robert Hightower contacts me I am going to ask, “Does your mother know what you are doing?”  Y’all save up bond money in case I get arrested for suggesting that Mr. Hightower get honest work – like a piano player in a whorehouse, and where he can stick his “new regulations, taxes, and processes” about Obamacare to scare crap outta little old ladies.

Here’s where you’re supposed to mail this:

Benefits Processing Center?  Screw you, Mr. Hightower.  You are indeed an evil man.