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One Week With Bears

May 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Annette Bosworth is running for Senate in South Dakota.  Republican, of course.

If you could bottle the mean juice in her veins, you could market it as sexually stimulant for grisly bears and fire ants.

On her Facebook page:

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So, according to Ms. Bosworth, little children should starve until they are old enough to get a newspaper route.

I have a grandbaby.  When he stays at my house, he is totally dependent on me for food because he’s going through a hard time.  It’s called infancy.   We’re pretty sure he’ll outgrow it despite the fact that we fed him anyway.

Holy cow, Republicans, get a grip.  Sweet Jesus said to feed the hungry.  He didn’t put restriction on that or say Void In South Dakota.

Thank You, Senator Prissy Pants

May 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh dear Lord, Senator Lindsey Graham is just a’ titter about Benghazi again.  Since that story never grew legs, Graham is carrying it around and trying to get people to smell it.  It don’t stink.  Graham, however, does.

Get a load of this caca del toro.

lindseygraham“Our Democratic friends, for the most part, have been in the tank over Benghazi,” the senator said. “Some guy said this about me yesterday on the left: The only reason I cared about this was because I have six tea party opponents. Well, if that’s true, I’m the biggest scumbag in America.”

“I don’t think that’s true; I know it’s not true. It would be almost impossible for Lindsey Graham — given who I am and what I’ve been doing for the last 20 years — not to care about those in harm’s way, who get killed, and not go on to hold the administration accountable that lied about it.”

“The scumbags are the people in the White House who lied about this.”

Keepin’ it classy, Senator Petulant.

Thanks to Brian E for the heads up.

It’s Been, What? Days Since We’ve Heard From Louie?

May 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Louie Gohmert is not one to let you down.  Louie is his name and entertainment is his game!

Louie is now just absolutely certain that Obamacare is evil, evil I tell you.

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) explained Tuesday why the Affordable Care Act, unlike communism, will never “fall of its own weight” — because it generates funding while people languish “on lists” until they die.

“Socialism and communism fall of their own weight because, as Margaret Thatcher said, you run out of other people’s money,” Gohmert added. “Because socialized medicine never falls of its own weight because you put people on lists and they die waiting to get the treatment and care. So you don’t go broke.”

Okay, three things.

Thing 1:  Obamacare is not socialized medicine.  I wish it was.  It’s not.

Thing 2:  Countries with socialized medicine are doing just fine on the economic front.  Canada and England are two pretty darn good examples.

Thing 3:  If Louie is referring to “the list” of veterans in the Phoenix Veteran’s Affairs system, let me say this real loud:  It was Louie and his Republican buddies in Congress who are refusing to pay for improvements in veteran care.  They repeatedly vote anti-veteran.  They are making “the list” and checking it twice.

No wait, four things:

Thing 4:  Louie Gohmert is going to hell.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.

You Might Not Want To See Three White Dudes Get All Excited About the Thought of Hillary Clinton Having “Sex on the White House Desk”

May 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

But, if you do and you also want to watch them make it more exciting by saying it’s lesbian sex, they you just gotta see this.

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Oh Glenn Beck, you are such a tool.

Thanks to Brian E for the heads up.

Look Who Has Discovered Israel!

May 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

When Rand Paul got his hair elected to the Senate in 2011, one of the first things he did was demand that the United States cut all aid to Israel.  We give $3 billion a year in military aid to Israel.

Rand Paul

Rand Paul

Paul tried to argue that US financial support was actually not in Israel’s best interest because it created a sort of welfare dependency for that nation.

Well, at least he was being consistent in his miser behavior.

Now, not so much.

… [Paul] intended to introduce legislation that would end US aid to the Palestinian government until it recognizes Israel’s right to exist. The next day, Paul’s websiteannounced that the senator had introduced the “Stand with Israel Act of 2014,” which would make all future aid to the Palestinians conditional on the new unity government …

So best I can figure, Paul’s idealogical purity went down to the river where Rick Perry got baptized and did a cannonball into it.  That’s a whole mess of slime to soak up.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Heads Up – Nevermind

May 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

We are temporarily having problems with the TELL JUANITA page.  When you tell me, all I get is a blank page.  If you have my regular email address, please use that.  If not, please use the page and I will reply with my email address.

Nevermind.  Anna got it fixed.