Rick Perry is not gay. Well, everywhere except Austin.
In Austin it’s a a different story.
Read to the end.
Yeah, he said that.
“If Rick Perry would’ve walked in, I would have lost my job. I would’ve taken that old queen to town,” Webb adds.
Rick Perry is not gay. Except in Austin.
Everywhere else — not gay.
Grumpy Ole Rick Perry is trying to come up with a reason why he was laughing and joking one minute and then got all grumpy when everybody else started laughing.
Even after being given several days to ponder on it, this is what his office gave as a reason.
Asked why he had that expression in the photo, Perry spokeswoman Lucy Nashed said, “The governor is deeply concerned about what is happening along the Texas-Mexico border, and his expression reflects that concern.”
That’s the best they can do, huh? No wonder his presidential aspirations are moving slow as a short legged turtle.
Of course, it could be that somebody reminded him that the grand jury was meeting that day and nobody is willing to face a perjury charge to save Perry’s grandstanding butt.
The grand jury investigation into whether Gov. Rick Perry abused his power continues.
A special prosecutor is investigating whether Perry committed a crime when he threatened to veto $7.5 million in funding from the state’s public integrity unit.
Perry said he would cut funding unless Travis County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg resigned following her drunken driving conviction. Lehmberg refused and Perry followed through on his threat.
Personally, I think he was just upset that they wouldn’t let him wear a bullet proof vest and a big ole giant mean looking gun to the meeting.
Remember how the Affordable Care Act was the end of civilization as we know it?
Remember how Republicans called it Obamacare to remind people that you caught the Black Plague from it?
Remember how it wasn’t gong to work?
Remember how John Boehner is suing President Obama over it?
This is the percentage of adult Americans who don’t have health insurance now. Click the little done to get the big one.
So, the next time the Republicans tell you that the sky is falling, remember that falling can be a good thing.
First the bad news: Louie Gohmert wants to put war ships on the Rio Grande and shoot little children. Customer Anne put it best …
So the click-bait link says “America’s Dumbest Congressman compares migrant children to D-Day invasion, demands “Ships of War”, and I thought good heavens, finally! Someone dumber than our own Louie Gohmert.
I clicked.
And there was our very own Louie Gohmert.
In an ironic twist of fate, I’m gonna tell you a story that’ll make you smile. Tom DeLay tried to save himself from indictment and conviction by building a community of houses for foster children. There were eight gorgeous fully finished homes, a chapel, a full sized gym, a swimming pool, and a fishing pond with a dock. Long story. Short story. After raising $6 million from his corporate political donors, Tom opened Rio Bend to much fanfare and glory.
He still got convicted.
The next week, he and his wife began to throw families out of the place unless they subscribed to his weird brand of religion. Lutheran charities, who had originally agreed to run the joint, pulled out. Those 8 beautiful homes sat empty and the grounds went fallow for 5 years until Catholic Charities agree to take over if the DeLays weren’t involved at all.
“What a milestone in our journey,” said Bonna Kol, president and CEO for Catholic Charities. “The Rio Bend community will allow our agency to serve truly vulnerable children who are in need of care, love and guidance. At full capacity, we will be caring for 48 infants and children from the state foster care, trafficked children and orphans from other countries such as Burma, Congo, Ethiopia and Central America.”
So the houses that Tom DeLay built for merely self-aggrandizement will more than likely house refugee children from Central America.
I bet his head explodes.
Thanks to Anne and Lorraine for the heads up.
Now look what the gays have done.
Join us for 40 Days of Prayer, Fasting and Repentance for Marriage from August 27 through October 5, 2014. Our state and nation are mired in confusion and post-modern thinking and nowhere is this more evident than in the current debate raging about what constitutes marriage. The Supreme Court begins their session on October 6th. We fully expect them to take a marriage case sometime in the next year. Our 40 Days will culminate on October 5th just before the court begins their session.
They even have a nice little sign for your front door. Click the little one to get the big one, or not.
No, seriously, they want you to go without eating for 40 days and offer this helpful guide.
Forty days seems like a lot, but – considering the length of a lifetime and in comparison to eternity – it is only a moment in time. The Scriptures record many stories that exemplify how God changed a people and a nation in 40 days.
But there’s like very cool supernatural food.
You may find it difficult to surrender your food to the Lord, and, especially in the beginning, you may first need to fast (surrender) your time. As you grow in the discipline of spending time with the Lord, He will build a desire and a strength that will allow you to set aside your natural food for His completely fulfilling supernatural food.
Damn gays. Making me eat manna instead of barbeque.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
You know how Republicans can’t get along with anyone, especially each other?
Pennsylvania has a GOP Governor and a GOP controlled lege. They hate each other.
In a campaign commercial earlier this week, Gov. Tom Corbett proclaimed, “I didn’t come to Harrisburg to makes friends.”
The accuracy of that statement was inarguable Thursday as the Republican governor denounced a Legislature controlled by his own party while its leaders lashed back at the embattled incumbent and his inability to turn legislative majorities into policy results. Years of mutual frustration were on display as the governor vetoed funds for the Legislature while state Rep. Mike Turzai, R-Bradford Woods, the House majority leader, accused the governor of playing politics and the Senate’s united leadership issued a joint statement assailing Mr. Corbett’s inability to work with his colleagues.
So, when Governor Corbett signed a budget that he had fricasseed with a line item veto, he also sent a special message to the Lege …
Nice hand signals, Gov.
Thanks to Dianne for the heads up.