Florida has a 48 year old guy named Joseph Carl who drinks a tad too much.  He rear ended a woman at a stoplight, got out of his truck, and banged loudly on her driver’s side window.  She, naturally, was frightened and drove off.

Only problem was, Ole Joe didn’t put his car in park before he jumped out to holler at a woman who had the audacity to stop at a stop light when he had places to go and things to see.

He got run over by his own car.

The truck rolled into Carl. A police report says he was taken to the hospital where he was treated for fractures in his hand and foot.

He’s charged with DUI and DUI property damage. It isn’t known whether he’s obtained a lawyer.

Nor is it known if he’s sobered up to know he’s an idiot.

Thanks to sober Carl for the heads up.

Rutherford County, Tennessee. Angela Scruggs is 37 years old and has a permit to carry a weapon.

So when some dude asked her to stop speeding in the WalMart parking lot, she was ready to defend her constitutional rights.

Jason Hill, who called the police, told officers that Scruggs actually pointed the weapon at him when he asked her to “slow down.” He then told Scruggs that he would call the police. He said that Scruggs told him, “I don’t care, I got a carry permit.” A witness told responding officers that Scruggs told Hill that she would shoot him.

She was driving an Altima but only because the dealer wouldn’t mount a machine gun on her Ford.

From Jefferson County, Washington.

Thanks to Georganna for the heads up!

And there’s this from Montana. Click the little one to get the big one.

What you are seeing here is a tea party protest in Conroe, Texas.   You gotta wonder if the people in Montana know that Conroe is 6 hours of 400 miles of bad road from the border?  Conroe is as redneck as you can get.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

Oops moments are all over the place with social media.

And the cool thing about social media is that there are no take-backs.

Really.

These are tweets that politicians try to erase from Twitter.  You can even search for your favorites!

Enjoy!

I have an idea.  And it’s just as good as Rick Perry’s idea to send the Texas National Guard to the border.

Perry admitted yesterday that the troops won’t be able to do anything but watch.

Most of the 1,000 National Guard troops headed to the Texas-Mexico border will take up observational positions and detain people only if they interfere with their mission, a top general over the deployment said Tuesday.

And their mission appears to be “watch.”

Y’all, we don’t even think their weapons are loaded.

Nichols said troops will be armed for their safety, but when asked if their weapons would be loaded would say only that ammunition would be in magazines.

“That’s about as far as I want to go because if the cartel folks understand what we can and can’t do then they may take advantage of that,” Nichols told The Associated Press.

Look, this is Texas.  If their weapons were loaded, General Nichols would have answered, “Hell, yes!”

So, the Texas National Guard will simply provide another 1,000 places where refugee children can turn themselves in.  You can walk right in front of them with a ton of cocaine and they can’t do diddle squat unless you try to keep them from watching.  I don’t even think they can make a citizen’s arrest.   Hellfire, they can’t even spit on you.

So, here’s my idea about how we can save some big money.  Send the Texas National Guard to the movies.  They can “watch” there.  Or be a real sport and give them a Netflix subscription.  That’s just $8 per month.  So, I mean right there you’re saving $11,992,000 a month on your watching budget.

Or, in the alternative, let them stay at home where they can carry a loaded weapon and they can watch the gigantic goofy governor on the teevee, where he lives now.

In Miami, Florida, an 83 year old man was driving his Volkswagen Beetle down the road, going God only knows where.

Another driver in a white Acura was going the same direction as the 83 year old and tried to get in front of his car.

All hell ensued.

According to Miami Police, Mario Perez-Tano, 83, was stopped at a traffic light in his red Volkswagen Beetle at the intersection of NW 12th Avenue and 7th Street in Miami. Another driver in a white Acura was going the same direction as Perez-Tano and tried to get in front of Perez-Tano’s car.

Police said Perez-Tano blocked the other car and then got out of his vehicle with a .38 caliber handgun and shot at the Acura. The bullet went through the driver’s side window and grazed the driver on the arm.  Then he took several more shots at the car while the driver was trying to get away.

The police caught up with him and he’s been booked in jail for attempted murder.

There’s 83 year olds with guns out there.  Have a nice day.