Kiddos, your on you own today because I am tending to Momma.  Talk about whatever you want to talk about but keep it clean.  Momma has sharp eyes!

Well, lookie here.

The Palin family was reportedly involved in a messy fistfight on Saturday night that involved at least 20 people in Anchorage, Alaska at an event sponsored by the annual Iron Dog snowmobile race.

All other reports are merely rumor but just the fact that the Palin clan was there should remind us again how lucky we were that John McCain lost.

Wel, it happened.  An elementary school teacher in Salt Lake City, Utah, accidentally shot herself at school.   She was in the facility bathroom.

Granite School District spokesman Ben Horsley said the teacher at Westbrook Elementary School, in the Salt Lake City suburb of Taylorsville, was severely injured when the bullet entered and exited her leg, and she was rushed to a hospital.

No other faculty or students were in the area, he said.

Well, let’s arm all the teachers because substitute teachers are so darn much fun!  And ambulances are even better than recess.

Utah teachers are allowed to carry guns, but the weapons must be completely concealed and kept with theteacher at all times, including inside a bathroom stall, according to the state office of education.

Teachers and staff without a concealed carry permit can still bring a gun to school if an administrator approves, if they happen to live on school property, or if they work in law enforcement.

Oh yeah, because school administrators are experts in weaponry.

The New York Times issued an apology this week.

Well, the mistake is understandable.

Thanks to the other Susan for the heads up.

Ted Cruz was asked to speak at the Middle East Christians fundraiser dinner.

He got booed off the stage.  “If you will not stand with Israel, I will not stand with you,” he says.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB_mX4t5qpM

So, I guess that pretty much sums up his ability to work with people who disagree with him.  And it pretty reveals foreign policy during a Cruz administration.

What kind of Bozo would accept this invitation without knowing where these people stand?  Oh yeah, I forgot.  Ted Cruz.

Thanks to Deb B. for the heads up.

Greg Abbott, running for Governor of Texas, held a press conference yesterday at St. Joseph’s Women’s Medical Center in Houston on the topic of women’s health care.

On the far, far right is Republican State Senator Joan Huffman.  Huffman was one of only two female state senators to vote against equal pay for equal work, so she hardly qualifies as a woman.

So, see if you can figure out what’s wrong with this picture.