I know, he’s been awful quiet lately but he sounds off every now and then to remind you why you kinda miss him.

Rick Santorum is seeing Nazi’s again, y’all.

Rick starts out by saying that he doesn’t think it’s likely that the United States is becoming Nazi Germany, but then he gets to rolling and there’s no stopping Rick on a roll.

“Germany prior to the Nazis getting there was a very religious country, was a Christian country. It was a very sophisticated country,” he said.

“Same thing here,” Santorum continued. “You think it’s just impossible for that to happen in America. And maybe it is, but maybe it isn’t.”

“If we continue down this path, things are not going to get better, and the chance of something really bad beginning to happen, where your faith is really constrained, or your lives are really in danger becomes a possibility down the road,” he said.

Bwahahaha … it could happen here.

This is Rick’s America.  Where freedom of religion means you are free to be any kind of Christian you want to be.  Well, maybe except for Episcopalians  They’re kinda weird.

Okay, guys, we have scientific proof that dumb knows no bounds.

Sharyl Attkisson, which looks like a typo but isn’t, used to be a reporter for CBS News, but she resigned.  She wrote a book after claiming that her computer had been hacked in retaliation for her stories on … wait for it … Benghazi.

Yeah, “the government” hacked her computer just to harass her into stopping her world-shattering investigation into Benghazi.  Think of it this way:  it’s a conspiracy on top of a conspiracy to stop a conspiracy.  Oh hell, throw in another conspiracy and a stuck backspace key.

Yeah, the backspace key.

Come to find out, after she posted a live movie of her computer being hacked, she has a stuck backspace key.

Bless her heart.  I’m pretty darn certain that her stuck backspace key will be the next conspiracy.

Computer security experts who reviewed the video suggested to Media Matters that it seemed to show the results of a stuck backspace key rather than hacking, and said the government and other sophisticated hacking enterprises were unlikely to use such methods.

Now, let me make Sharyl’s head hurt.  The government is pretty good at this hacking stuff.  If they hack your computer you will never know it.  So, if your computer has no signs of being hacked, you are probably being hacked by the government.

Sleep tight, Honey.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

Sharron Angle in Nevada is running against Harry Reid because freedom.

She is Obamacare obsessed.  They started a site about the most ridiculous things she ever said and they had to stop because they ran out of bandwidth.

Well, John Kwitoski is watching Sharon Angle, too, and her “second amendment remedies.”

Thank to John for the very cool graphic.

 UPDATE:  Sorry, I do not know what I was thinking.  I am pretty much brain dead after working the ballot board all week.  Only two more days and then I can rent my brain back.  Of course Sharron Angle isn’t running.  John and I both knew that.  You believe me, don’t you?  Please believe me.  John and my ego just can’t take it.

Lindsey Graham is considering running for President.  Last week he attended a private function to speak.  The “private” club only allows men to be present.  No woman.  You know, because women would make Lindsey uncomfortable.

So he gives a speech, which he now claims was meant to be humorous.

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, who is toying with the idea of a presidential bid, joked in a private gathering this month that “white men who are in male-only clubs are going to do great in my presidency,” according to an audio recording of his comments provided to CNN.

Humor?  Hell, I thought that was his campaign slogan.

You know you are both drunk and lost in East Texas when there’s dueling racist wars.  And both are going to burn somedamnthing.

The Klan and the Neo Nazis are both having a rally in East Texas today.  Bud Kennedy talks about it.

The Michigan-based, neo-Nazi National Socialist Movement promises a “show of force” against illegal immigration, starting on the Rockwall courthouse steps (where city officials are choosing not to enforce permit rules), and then moving to a private ranch for a swastika-lighting.

The Texas Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, based in neighboring Hunt County, are promoting a noon rally in Nacogdoches against all legal and illegal “mass” immigration, ending with a cross burning.

I do not know what a Swastika-lighting is but I doubt it involves little twinkling lights.  I could be wrong.  They may have some fairy dust or something that they will toss around while humming Ode to Joy.

The two groups are not friends.  That is a fact that I did not know.

The Neo-Nazis say of the Klan’s rally, as recorded by Bud Kennedy  —

Schoep’s reply: “Hmph! Well, they’re not anything like us. We’re both pro-white, but our politics are very different.”

Really?

“Our policy is that religion is something for home and church,” he said. “We’re a political movement. We don’t have anything to do with religion.”

Well, there you have it: The Jesus factor.

Honey, when you have so many racists that they have to have franchises, you just might be living in Louie Gohmert country.

Thanks to RM for the heads up.

Kleberg County, Texas, hugs the South Texas coastline and holds more cows than people.  Kleberg is reliably Democratic, with Barack Obama winning by 5 percentage points in 2012.

Apparently, there are some people who are not dandy happy about that.

Kyle Benson, the head of the Democratic Party in Kleberg County, called police around 5 p.m. to report that he had been assaulted by an unknown man.

Speaking at the headquarters Thursday evening, Benson said he was checking early voting numbers alone at the office, located at Seventh Street and Yoakum Avenue downtown, when a man entered the office.

“A gentleman came in through the door, picked up one of the stakes for a yard sign, said that ‘I’d been warned,’ and swung at me,” Benson said.

The man swung the wooden stake, which was about 4-feet long and two inches thick, at Benson’s head, but Benson was able to block the attack with his left arm.

Benson took a swing of his own and landed a good enough punch that the man fled from the office, dragging his “Dan Patrick for King” sign with him.  (Okay, so I just just made up the Dan Patrick part, but it could happen.)