Texas Congressvarmint extraordinary Louie Gohmert has given the Supreme Court fair warning should they rule that all Americans are equal.

“It is a matter of a constitutional crisis when the Highest Court in the land not merely strikes down and says that their opinion is more important than Moses’, depicted up there in the center point of this room, more important than Moses’, depicted in the marble wall over the Supreme Court, holding the Ten Commandments,” the congressman said on the House floor.

You know, that read-between-the-lines-commandment that says “Thou Shalt Not Gay”.

Louie is convinced that Freedom of Religion means you are free to be a Baptist, a Southern Baptist, a Freewill Baptist, a Missionary Baptist, or maybe a Methodist.  Episcopalians  are highly suspect.

He explains it.

“The great thing is that, if a nation is established on Judeo-Christian beliefs, it allows anybody to live here and to function here and to do so without impediment to one’s beliefs because one can be an atheist, an agnostic, a Buddhist, a Muslim, Gohmert said, according to a transcript of his speech. “You can be any of those things, as long as you are not trying to take over the country like some would like to do.”

You mean take over the country like would like to Christians do?

He’s nuts.  Gotta love that about him.

Thanks to Auntie BFly for the heads up.

Billy Graham’s grandson is pastor at a Florida megachurch that “focuses on God’s grace and the forgiveness of sin.”

But, he didn’t give so I guess he wasn’t looking to receive.

He says his wife had an affair and while he was looking for comfort, he also did the dirty.  So, you know, it was really her fault.  If she hadn’t had that affair, he wouldn’t have been forced to have one, too.

Damn wimmen.

Thanks to chloe bear for the heads up.

Okay, so apparently all good things come in threes.

Apparently, Texas does not have enough damn fools in the presidential race to form a triumvirate.

We have a guy making his second bid who thinks that a guy can take a gun into a church and accidentally murder nine people.  We have another guy who makes is so nuts that even his friends think he’s a little nuts.  What’s lacking?

Louie Gohmert.

That’s what.

First he says he will and then he says he won’t.

“Ted is a good friend and would be an outstanding President; however, I haven’t ruled out an exploratory committee myself,” Gohmert said in a statement emailed to The Hill from a spokeswoman.

Okay, guys, it’s up to us to get Louie in this race.  We’re not having near enough fun yet.

Urge Louie to run, dammit!  Texas deserves it.

Remember La Donald’s rant against Mexicans?

Well, revenge is sweet, especially if it’s packed with candy …

It’s in Reynosa.  I have friends in Reynosa.  I am getting one of these.  I’m gonna hit it.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

It appears that someone has found Dylann Roof’s manifesto.

Racism this strong and misguided does not develop in a vacuum or merely on the internet.

This is hatred carefully constructed and bountifully planted.

I had to look away several times while reading it.  It is the keystone. Most modern day racists have been given the code to speak without saying these actual words.  They say the same thing, but they use code.

Also, I just want to say this personally because it send me into spasms.  The judge at yesterday’s bond hearing did something I have never seen before — he started the hearing with a statement to make sure that everybody understood that the cold blooded killer had a family, too, and we should be mindful of them.  Here’s how it sounded:  “Y’all, be real careful because some white people might get their feeling hurt.”  Wrong time, wrong place, wrong words.

Y’all, I am clumsily blogging on my iPhone again but this won’t wait until I get home.

Go go read this.

Not only does Rick Perry say Charleston was “an accident,” he also says it may have been cause by prescription drug abuse.

No. No. No, Rick. Prescription drug abuse is YOUR problem.

On Edit:  Again, I apologize.  I am gonna learn to blog on the darn iPhone.

Here’s the part that gets me.  Perry orates ….

“It seems to me, again without having all the details about this, that these individuals have been medicated and there may be a real issue in this country from the standpoint of these drugs and how they’re used,” Perry said.

Maybe I have lost my mind but I do not recall anybody suggesting that Dylann Roof was on prescription drugs but I do remember many people believing that Rick Perry’s bizarre behavior because he was abusing prescription  pain killers.

Now we have this.  Perry’s staff claims he misspoke.

Reached for comment, a Perry communications adviser wrote in an email that Perry clearly meant to say “incident” and not “accident.”

Burglary is an incident.  Murder is not an incident – it is murder.

No, he did not “misspeak.”  He knew exactly what he was saying.  He was desperately pandering to his base by trying to make it look like President Obama was coming after their guns because somebody accidentally slipped and pulled a trigger enough times to murder 8 people.  It was an accident.  It was an incident.  It was a thing that happened.  It was misfortune.  It was anydamnthing but racial terrorism.

Rick.  Go home.  You’re drunk.