It’s one of our favorite times here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.  It is Let’s Look at Louie’s Money Time!

Here ya go in PDF format a real live actual genuine copy of Louie Gohmert’s donations and expenditures to the Federal Election Commission.

Your job is to find the most outrageous/funny/weird expenditure on Louie’s papers.  The expenditures start on page 31.

The very nicest thing about buying a car with your campaign funds is that includes new tires and gallons and gallons of gasoline.  It’s usual to refund your campaign for your or your family’s personal use of the campaign car.  That’s usual.  Louie’s not usual.

Pick your favorite – and somebody figure out how much this guy is pending on phones – and let us hear from you.

I get debs on making jokes about $442 at Trattoria Alberto in Glen Burnie, Maryland, on April 29, 2015.  That’s pretty cool since Trattoria Alberto in Glen Burnie, Maryland, closed  on December 31st.

Please feel free to scamper through his receipts, too, and see who’s buying Louie this month.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

As most of you remember, the Texas Attorney General said that county clerks in Texas did not have to supply marriage licenses to icky gay people because Jesus.

That’s fine.  Jesus doesn’t sit on the Supreme Court but his Dad does in the form of Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

So, Glen Maxey and the Texas Democratic Party rounded up lawyers and told them to start filing suit in every county where gays were being rejected by their own damn government.

One of the sternest, crankiest and meanest county clerks is in Hood County by the name of Katie Lang.  Much has been said about her name, but my friend Rutger said it best: “In the current case, saying Katie Lang out loud exemplifies the always profound symbiosis between homophones and irony.”  That’s funny.

Now all these county clerks got themselves all worked up over their closely held religious beliefs.  Luckily, that was trumped by their closely held held going-to-court beliefs.  One by one, they are folding.

Including Katie Lang.

Isn’t that the cutest two cowboys you’ve ever seen?  They’ve been together 27 years.

Let’s hear it for love!

Guys, the staff and proprietress of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., is jumping through loops today.  Good loops, but loops nonetheless.

Entertain yourself.  Talk amongst yourselves.  I’ll be back this afternoon.

Meanwhile, here’s a very fun game to play.

Thanks to Tina for the heads up.

Okay, so I know I’m kinda obsessing about this, but Donald Trump is the talk of my town.

The Tweet:

This is wrong on so many levels that it might end up in textbooks.

Ya know, you don’t ever attack a man’s wife, but if you did, Donald Trump has certainly opened that invitation.

This morning, Chris Christie said that Rand Paul should be blamed if this country has another fatal terror attack.

“And that’s why what Rand Paul has done to make this country weaker and more vulnerable is a terrible thing, and for him to raise money off of it is disgraceful,” Christie said, referring to Paul’s role in forcing the expiration of the Patriot Act in June. “It’s disgraceful.”

“We’re going to look back on this — listen this morning — and he should be in front of hearings in front of Congress if there’s another attack, not the director of the FBI or the director of the CIA,” he said.

Whoa Boy, that takes the heat off President Obama and Hillary Clinton, doesn’t it?

More important question for Christie: When did America become such a nation of sissies?

Thanks to Willie for the heads up.

Okay, remember back when we talked about The Crusaders PAC?  They sometimes spell it Cruzaders.

They rented a post office box in San Antonio, set up a PAC, and started raking in the dough.  But … all good scams must come to an end.  Here’s their latest FEC filing.  Here, I’ll get to the good part for you.

Yeah, $56.  Total.

They say they spent $20 of it.

They’re still posting on Facebook.  Hope springs eternal.