We all know the story about Cheeto Jesus provoking the Chinese (just for the hell of it) by breaking 40 years of diplomatic status quo by speaking directly with the president of Taiwan.  Yesterday, on Fox News Sunday, he doubled down saying,

I fully understand the ‘one China’ policy, but I don’t know why we have to be bound by a ‘one China’ policy unless we make a deal with China having to do with other things, including trade.

China has said that the One China policy is “bedrock”.  Oh, and there’s this – China, for the first time in 18 months, flew one of their nuclear capable bombers over disputed waters in the South China Sea to warn CJ that they’re serious.

In the meantime, CJ says he doesn’t need a daily intelligence briefing.  God help us.

Insiders at Politico are reporting this morning that the Tillerson nomination is already in serious trouble mainly due to his ties with Vladimir Putin as we discussed this weekend.  Marco Rubio is apparently begging the Cheeto transition team for another body, and bipartisan resistance to the nomination is rising.  It seems that all this attention on CJ’s ties (and other members of the inner circle’s) ties to the Russian despot is finally starting to get traction.  McCain has even issued a statement questioning the wisdom of this nomination.

I know, I know, let’s not get our hopes up.

Paul Manafort, with close ties to pro-Russian Ukrainian strongman, Viktor Yanukovych.

Calls for Russia to hack Hillary’s emails, and complementary statements made about Vladimir Putin during the campaign.

Clear Russian hacking and selective disclosure of hacked emails to help sway the election by damaging Hillary.

Open celebrations in Russia after US election results were announced.

Antagonism against the CIA report of Russian hacking and dismissal of the findings without any basis except that he doesn’t like the answer.

“I’m a smart person,” and “don’t need” daily intelligence briefings.

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When Cheeto Jesus was asked during the campaign if he would give up his business empire if he got elected, he unequivocally answered that his business would mean nothing and he would focus only on the country.  Well, suckers, that ain’t happening, not even close.  He’s not divesting, he’s not forming a blind trust, and he’s not even stepping away.  He’s already using his position as…uh…erp, president elect to advance his business interests in Scotland, Taiwan, and other countries.  Other countries are already flocking to CJ Hotel in Washington DC to hold special events.  Ivanka is moving to DC so she’ll keep him up to speed on daily business decisions.

And now this – Variety is reporting that CJ is retaining his position as executive producer of Celebrity Apprentice and will continue receiving payment for that position.  That’s right, the President of the United States will moonlight on the cheesiest reality show on television.  To Cheeto Jesus, being leader of the free world is a part time job.

I’m so proud.  And I know you are, too.

Linda McMahon, who co-founded WWE fake wrestling, is the next billionaire appointed to high position by Cheeto Jesus.  McMahon, who spent $100 million in two failed bids to be Senator from Connecticut, contributed $5 million to the CJ Foundation and another $6 million to his campaign, has been ironically named to head the Small Business Administration.  And if you’re not familiar with WWE, here’s a nice introduction to it for you.  CJ and McMahon’s husband, Vince, have been cronies for decades.  Oh, and keep in mind that the McMahon’s have made their fortune taking money from people too stupid to understand that fake wrestling is actually fake.

Time revealed its Person of the Year cover this morning, of course naming Cheeto Jesus to the title.  What was brilliant, though, is their strategic placing of devil’s horns on him.  Have a look: