Come For The Haircut, Stay For The T-Shirt
Proud of Texas /
Ashamed of Rick Perry
You, too, can have this genuine tee-shirt that says “Proud of Texas / Ashamed of Rick Perry” for a donation of only twenty ($20) dollars American money to Fort Bend Democrats Club. Darlin’, we’ll even mail it right to your house for free and you cannot walk away from a deal like that. You’d be a fool to. We might even take some extra effort to get your size right. Oh hell, we’ll even guarantee that because that’s just the kind of Americans we are!
Click right here to make your donation and then send me an email (susan@brazosriver.com) letting me know where to send this swanky shirt and what size you want. I’ll get it in the mail pretty damn soon.
ONLY SIZES SMALL, MEDIUM, and LARGE ARE LEFT. Once those are sold, we’ll order more.