When I arrived at the beauty shop this afternoon, this was taped to the front door.

It has Juanita’s fingerprints all over it.

Most days, Juanita picks an article from the newspapers that she has her customer read out loud to her while she’s fixing hair.  In case you were wondering, today’s read out loud article is here.  Those of you following the Jack Abramoff case will dearly enjoy this.

Juanita wants you to know that there’s a local connection to the whole pimp / hooker sting on ACORN.  The hooker role in that sting was played proudly and apparently very well by the granddaughter of Terese Raia.  Terese is a local member of the State Republican Executive Committee, and a well-known anti-sex activist.  Ms. Raia boasted all over town about her granddaughter’s role, never once seeing people wince with the thought of their own granddaughters playing the role of a hooker with such convincing ease.  Especially since she had no known training in the dramatic arts.

Well, it appears that the pimp role in the sting was played by a young man who just can’t get enough attention.  So, he called the media and told them that his son was in a balloon ….

No, it’s worse than that.

He and some buddies decided to play cops and robbers with a United States Senator.

NEW ORLEANS – A conservative activist who posed as a pimp to target the community-organizing group ACORN and the son of a federal prosecutor were among four people arrested by the FBI and accused of trying to interfere with phones at Sen. Mary Landrieu’s office.

Activist James O’Keefe, 25, was already in Landrieu’s New Orleans office Monday when Robert Flanagan and Joseph Basel, both 24, showed up claiming to be telephone repairmen, U.S. Attorney Jim Letten’s office said Tuesday. Letten says O’Keefe recorded the two with his cell phone.

According to Juanita, this classifies as dog dump dumb.

To bad they didn’t need a hooker.