One of our customers, Jeromy, sent the latest shot of Sarah Palin’s hand – her shopping list.

…. how she finally got through college.

Closer inspection of a photo of Sarah Palin, during a speech in which she mocked President Obama for his use of a teleprompter, reveals several notes written on her left hand. The words “Energy”, “Tax” and “Lift American Spirits” are clearly visible.

“Don’t you just love the scratch-out?  And the armband with her name on it so she won’t forget that either.

Can anyone explain to us how John Boehner can stay out of jail for doing this?

Last week, House Minority Leader John Boehner of Ohio made a pitch to Democratic contributor James Dimon, the chairman and chief executive of J.P. Morgan, over drinks at a Capitol Hill restaurant, according to people familiar with the matter.

Mr. Boehner told Mr. Dimon congressional Republicans had stood up to Mr. Obama’s efforts to curb pay and impose new regulations. The Republican leader also said he was disappointed many on Wall Street continue to donate their money to Democrats, according to the people familiar with the matter.

So here’s the deal, Wall Street:  Give us money and we’ll let you rape, pillage and plunder American.  But first you have to … show us the money.

Boehner, Dude, you’re extorting this guy.  Then to add hot coal to that inferno, you’re letting the American people know you prefer fat cat bonus checks to helping get jobs in the heartland.  Boehner, your soul is starting to match your skin color.

Hey, maybe Democrats didn’t stay bought by the fat cats, huh?  Maybe that’s a good thing, Huh?

As I may have mentioned before, Thelma is a provisional member of the Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Club.  She’s been provisional for 2 years now, what with her three ex-husbands, and her wardrobe choices.  Just as Thelma gets close to being accepted as a regular member, she get her status extended due to a bad accessory choice or one stinkin’ little tryst with a deputy constable which really shouldn’t count because, after all, it was a Republican deputy constable.

So, anyway, Thelma spends a large part of her day practicing for acceptance as a Belle.  She reads her Bible, makes several calls to the president of the Belles to put people on the prayer list, listens to Rush, and practices her tsk-tsk moves in front of a mirror.

Juanita thinks that prayer list thingy is just the way Republican women gossip.  It goes like this: Thelma calls Betty Sue and says, “We should put Norma on the prayer list.”  Betty Sue asks why, knowing full well that Norma’s husband just ran off the with Edna’s Bloomin’ DeeLights Flowers delivery guy.  “Well, she’s having trouble in her marriage,” Thelma continues.

“She is?  Oh dear,” Betty Sue replies. “Is there anything in particular I should ask Jesus to do for Norma?”

Thelma quickly, without thinking much, replies, “Yeah, you can ask Jesus to make her husband’s winkie fall off before he starts making out with the entire front line of the Dallas Cowboys.”  Thelma then catches herself and adds, “pray that poor Norma finds comfort by running for the school board and putting Jesus back in the schools so people won’t catch gay. ”

This is called gossip among Democratic women.  Among Republican woman, it’s called asking Jesus to help our sisters.

This week, it has become Republican women’s job to be half a truckload ditzy.  The commandment came down from on high.

Jan Larimer, co-chair of the Republican National Committee, no less, is trying to recruit Republican women candidates.  She was quoted as saying —-

“Women sometimes need a little more handholding, or they need their friends to help them make a decision. And by our going in and talking to them and recruiting and educating and training them to either get involved in a campaign or become a candidate, we’re giving them the tools so that they can do that on their own,” Larimer added.

Thelma spent the better part of the afternoon standing in front of the Coke machine asking, “Hummmm … Juanita, can you help me?  Pepsi or Coke?  Pepsi or Coke?  Could you please come hold my hand and help me with this decision?  I don’t have my Republican Woman Tools yet.”

So, I suspect I do not have to explain why Juanita came chasing after Thelma with a curling iron with intent to damage Thelma’s already over-processed hair.

Juanita said, “If anybody can make women look bad, leave it to a Republican woman.”

Juanita said that; yes, she did.

Juanita wants you to know that the latest Rusmussen Poll shows Perry with 44%, Hutchison 29%, Medina 16%.

That means we get a few more turns around the dance floor with this race and somebody gets to pick up the scraps when it’s over.  It also shows that Texas Republicans favor a sissy little boy who makes George Bush look like a Mensa member and — ta da! — who cannot win in November.

Juanita is a happy woman.  Yes, she is.

You, too, can be a well dressed famous writer.  All you have to do is run for office.

Juanita is is gleeful this afternoon at the news that Sarah Palin is double dippping – again.

Sarah Palin has been using her political action committee to buy up thousands of copies of her book, “Going Rogue,” in order to mail copies of the memoir to her donors, newly filed campaign records show.

The former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate had her political organization spend more than $63,000 on what her reports describe as “books for fundraising donor fulfillment.” The payments went to Harper Collins, her publisher, and in some instances to HSP Direct, a Virginia-based direct mail fundraising firm that serves a number of well-known conservative politicians and pundits.

“Now, I know they do this for Ann Coulter.  The Heritage Foundation buys up her books to get her on the best seller list and then re-sells them to their donors for $1.00,” Juanita says.

“So this little card game is something that’s been going on for a while.  I guess I just never ceased to be amazed at the Republican Greed Machine,” she grins.  “The GOP is so thick with snakes that you have to walk around on stilts.”