You know, the reason the Tea Parties always end up in a brawl is that these folks are as mad a bull in a red dye factory.  They don’t like anybody.  Nobody.  Not even each other. They are gonna fight and since we’ve been ignoring them, they only have each other to slap around.

Josh Marshall, over at the Famous TPM, has been almost gleefully watching the Tea Party convention, scheduled next month in Nashville, come unraveled.

Buck Pocheck is going and wanted Juanita to go with him for educational purposes.  She considered it for a few seconds and then decided that a whole bunch of hacked-off white people, Nashville, and Sarah Palin was pretty much the trifecta of things she didn’t want to do.

“I will go to Memphis,” she offered.  “Hon, until the prove scientifically that bean dip dumb isn’t contagious, Memphis is about as close as I’ll get.”

“I’ve seen those people,” she said,  “It looks to me like they had a fit and fell into it.  So, if they want to beat up on each other, they have my permission.  I’ll watch from afar, and wave at them every now and then to fan the flames.”

Juanita wants you to know that there’s a local connection to the whole pimp / hooker sting on ACORN.  The hooker role in that sting was played proudly and apparently very well by the granddaughter of Terese Raia.  Terese is a local member of the State Republican Executive Committee, and a well-known anti-sex activist.  Ms. Raia boasted all over town about her granddaughter’s role, never once seeing people wince with the thought of their own granddaughters playing the role of a hooker with such convincing ease.  Especially since she had no known training in the dramatic arts.

Well, it appears that the pimp role in the sting was played by a young man who just can’t get enough attention.  So, he called the media and told them that his son was in a balloon ….

No, it’s worse than that.

He and some buddies decided to play cops and robbers with a United States Senator.

NEW ORLEANS – A conservative activist who posed as a pimp to target the community-organizing group ACORN and the son of a federal prosecutor were among four people arrested by the FBI and accused of trying to interfere with phones at Sen. Mary Landrieu’s office.

Activist James O’Keefe, 25, was already in Landrieu’s New Orleans office Monday when Robert Flanagan and Joseph Basel, both 24, showed up claiming to be telephone repairmen, U.S. Attorney Jim Letten’s office said Tuesday. Letten says O’Keefe recorded the two with his cell phone.

According to Juanita, this classifies as dog dump dumb.

To bad they didn’t need a hooker.