Greg Abbott needs a woman to to endorse his candidacy.  He picked Carly Fiorina.  Yep, the same Carly Fiorina who thought Sarah Palin was prancing in high cotton and perfectly qualified to be president.

Yeah, we’re gonna trust her character judgement.  Abbott and Palin, those would be my first two choice to lead the political world.

Fiorina hasn’t been heard from much since Barbara Boxer beat her by 10 freekin’ points for Senate.  This may have been the deciding factor —

Boxer has taken to comparing her years of “public service” to Fiorina’s choice “to become a CEO, lay off 30,000 workers, ship jobs overseas (and) have two yachts.”

Fiorina defended having two yachts by saying she lives on both coasts so what’s a girl gonna do?  Be totally yachtless half the time?  Seriously, her campaign said that.  After laying off 30,000 workers.

Maybe she should get five yachts – one for each Great Lake!

Nice choice, Greg.  Maybe she’ll loan you one of those yachts to campaign on.  Oh wait, neither of her yachts in on the Texas coast.