January 25, 2017 By: Primo Encarnación Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Why, why why did my parents subject me to this torture?
1Well, there goes my future all shot to heck.
(poor little guy, isn’t this some form of child abuse? no one should let children around that psychopath)
2FOUR MORE YEARS?!!!!!!
3About the same thing I’m thinking: “When, for the love of god, will this be over?”
I picked up the newspaper, saw the words “President Trump,” and the TILT sign in my head lit up. Probably will for the next four years, if he lasts that long.
4The adults are smiling, the children look bored or afraid for their futures under whatever the man is signing. Probably a new child labor announcement. Any demo leader smiling at Trump is on their way out.
5“More lies. You said when I turned 4 I could sit at the grownups table.”
6Little dude is thinking, I upstaged the Brat-elect. My days are numbered.
7While we may not know what the little dude is thinking, the young girl next to him appears to be sharing the same thought: “these guys are living proof of why no one over the age of 8 should be allowed to vote.”
Meanwhile Duplicitous Donnie threw a bone to his sidekick Mikey Dense. No $ to countries allowing women’s rights to health care. Think that means Donnie is ready to tell Bibi ixnay on the billions of dollars ten year gift to Israel? Donnie seems to be adding inconsistent to his incontinent repertoire.
8Why did I have to put on tie to watch somebody doodle on paper?
9Top Photo: Historical signing of the Re-mancipation Proclamation
10Bottom Photo: I guess I need to re-watch the Hunger Games, at least hen I’ll be ready.
He’s thinking so long, Big Bird. He and that little girl know they are just SOL on every level. And keep me as far away as I can get from that crazy guy on my left. There’s a reason babies scream when Trump holds them and little kids love Obama. They know.
11I can’t believe he didn’t have his own crayon with him!
12What was the little tike thinking? Well, “Please, oh please do not keep telling me that I look a lot like that crazy old man!”
13treehugger, there was a great video (2008, I think) of Michelle Obama holding a fan’s baby who won’t stop crying. Barack takes the kid and immediately the crying stops. Her expression: “How’d you do that?!” His expression: “Hey, I am The Man.”
14“If I wasn’t inheriting a fortune, I’d be so out of here.”
15Back in ’08, as daMrs and I were igniting our torrid -ahem! – as we were courting in the Obama office, a young couple were volunteering and they’d bring their one year old son with them. They all went to a Toledo rally while I minded HQ. On his way out, Barack picked up their baby and dandled him! (He smelled so gooood, croons daMrs, often,and his hands were so soooooft)
But Dad, all in the panic of the moment, left the lens cap on the video cam!!!! Ohhh, Mom was hot the whole way home!
But, wait! Back at HQ: daChipster gapes in open-mouthed astonishment as Hardball shows b-roll of Barack and the baby and MY WHOLE CREW on the electrical television!!! HOLY COW!!!
Dad was saved by MSNBC, and two years later I proudly stood next to him as he submitted his petitions to run for the United States Congress. He won his primary, but he lost in a red district in 2010.
But he ran, dammit. He ran the hell out of that race.
16Here you go, Rhea. Only 31 secs to blissfullness, fro 2011.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uNoNn0KjZA
17“Grandpa smells like Ben-Gay and anger.”
18OMG he can only print his name!
19“I’ll never get a chance at this little girl beside me as long as that perv is around.”
20“She said there were going to be COOKIES!! WHEN do we get to eat the COOKIES??!!?”
21Ok, the top shot. Check out the opulence of the room. That’s not the oval office. See how the the people closest to the camera are at the sides, descending to the middle behind Cheeto Jesus? Make no mistake, this masterpiece was staged for pageantry. Historical visualization on par with the greatest art in history! I give you the modern equivalent of The Last Supper!!!. So the captions for the cherubs? Him: I just pooped my pants. Her: You’re in TROUBLLLLLE!!!
22I don’t recommend the following if you are faint-hearted, but if you aren’t, click and see McTurtle to the left in the picture. He has that happy old man look like “I’ve just pissed in my pants… and nobody can do anything about it.”
23P.P.: I believe the room is one of the opulent, turn-of-the-century salons in the U.S. Capitol. Why he’s doing that signing there is beyond me, other than it’s close in appearance to his place in T-Tower. The White House has more subdued good taste. Something Trump can’t appreciate.
24Micr: Wait a mo! Is that Nancy Pelosi extreme right side smiling like a cherub? Hmmmm….
25JAKVirginia. Beat me to it, wht is that useless witch smiling as progressive people around the world are being sold down the river?
26They’re all white, Jim.
27OMG! I thought the President was supposed to be a really smart man. This man just said he’s smart, but the 3rd graders I know are smarter than he is. And they would have picked cabinet heads that would not be planning to tear down the agencies they’re put in charge of. We are REALLY in some deep doodoo!
28HELP!
Okay, one more shot. On my earlier thread of The Last Supper, remember the conspiracy theories alluded to in The Da vinci Code? Intrigue! Look at Ivanka and her little brother. Intrigue! Lyin Ryan, smug as hell. Not so much with the intrigue there. McConnell looking more turtle,-like than ever? Look closer. He’s eyeballing Pelosi. Gloating. And say what you want about Pelosi, but I say she made it a point to be there, grinning. ” Yeah boys, I’m here for the moment when YOU proudly started stripping 30 million people of health insurance, condemning many to die, and we’re never gonna let anyone forget it”. But number one with a bullet is the disembodied hand gently stroking the cheek of Mike Pence. Hey, if a hand supposedly karate-chopping Jesus in the original can fuel speculation through the centuries, I can have my fun too….. Especially if I squint just right. Intrigue!
29The little boy” I thought we were going to the zoo today!” The girl next to him, “we are at the zoo!”
30Omigaaaaawwwwwwww!!
How much longer do we have to beeee heeerre??
I want lunnnch!
I need a naaaaaap!!
COME ON, GRANDPA!!!
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