Can’t Call the White House Anymore? No problem.
One of the first things that TwitterFinger did last Friday was to order the shutdown of the White House comment line where you could call to express an opinion about issues that were important to you. The number, 202-456-1111, now has a recording that says it’s “currently closed” and to leave an opinion via Facebook or the White House website. Contrary to his assertions of turning the government back to the people, he’s actually trying to take it away from the people, and shutting down the phone line is just one step in that process.
But worry not. There is a solution! As we all know, Cheeto Jesus has refused to disentangle himself from his businesses which puts him in direct conflict with law and the Constitution. However, there is an upside to him owning this vast network of businesses. These businesses, since they are directly connected to him, are actually individual White Houses. When CJ’s business partners want to contact him, they don’t call the White House, they call the business in which they have interest. So, we can do the same thing!
White House Inc. built by the same folks who ran Bernie Sanders digital campaign, is the solution for you to reach the, uh…erp, president through his businesses. All you do is put in your name, phone number and email address and you will receive an automated call that will then randomly connected to one of his businesses. You may get a startled reservations clerk, but you can give your opinion about whatever issue that’s important to you. It’s the same thing as calling the comment line and speaking to a volunteer, since whoever is answering these calls is directly connected to their employer. Give it a try!
In the interest of compassion for those underpaid H-1B visa victims passing out towels in one of Donnie’s restrooms who might answer the phone, send your tweets to @KellyannePolls.
Lyin’ Ryan is also blocking access to “we the people.” He can be reached at home:
1PAUL RYAN
700 ST. LAWRENCE AVE.
JANESVILLE, WI 53545
Wow. He is building a wall. Around the U.S. government!
2Lyin’ Ryan’s on Twitter.
So’s Dumpster.
Tweet one, tweet all, folks!
3Not everyone has one, but for those that dostill have a fax number you can fax a multi-page neatly typed rant to them. There are several free fax services online to help you.
4Dayum! I say datum! This reminds me of what some of the old folks used to say when they thought the little tyke (me) couldn’t understand them. They actually thought a telephone would electrocute you! Yup! Telephones were electric and connected to the core of the earth and they would kill you! What the WH is now doing sounds like just an updated version of that old blarney!
5I’ve heard lots of people are calling his businesses repeatedly, especially the hotels. It’s interfering with business. Bwahahahahahaha!
6Ryan not only blocked access to calls but when a group attempted to deliver a petition, Lying Ryan locked the door and called security. Democracy? No one I can remember has done that to peaceful people delivering a petition. Also sounds as if Lying Ryan is scared s***less (sorry Momma). Every time they take a site down, several alternatives ‘pop’ up. The people have the power, now we must have the courage to use it and American ingenuity will find ways.
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