Can We Get a Lock for Something
Okay, so there’s an unauthorized biography of Melania on the market. While I would never buy or read such trash, I read the nibbles like they were secret codes to the free candy machine.
While the president sleeps in the master bedroom on the second level of the White House residence — he requested a lock for his door — Mrs. Trump stays on the third floor, in the two-room space formerly occupied by Michelle Obama’s mother, Marian Robinson, Bennett reports.
Can we get a lock for America?
A book about Messy? Old story with a stolen plot line. There has already been a book about a Dee Cee madam. The only reading about Messy we want to see are her long ago promised immigration documents.
1A lock on his bedroom door?! What a joke. Who does he think wants into his bedroom — all the women he’s assaulted in the past? How ‘bout a lock on the OUTSIDE of the door. Keep the Terrible Toddler in his room, slide the Big Macs under the door and ignore the tantrums.
2Well, we know it won’t be Melania trying to get in.
3I wonder if the White House Medical Department or perhaps the Secret Service have a key to his bedroom door. You know, for when seconds count . . .
Hopefully not!
4melania probably does not wish to sleep on either rubber sheets or in urine soaked bed as a product of demented donnies incontinence.
5“… president sleeps in the master bedroom on the second level … requested a lock for his door…”
Does he also have a sign taped on the outside of the door:
6_______________
GIRLS KEEP OUT!
TOP SECRET!!!
_______________
Separate bedrooms are not news, especially if one of the spouses has a helluva snoring problem. But separate floors???
7Hey, what the …!
He might be smart to hide all the sharp cutlery from Melania too.
8Wonder if ivanka has a key or has she “aged” out by the demented ones standards and now he expects youngest daughter to replace her, or maybe baron
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