Calm Down, People! They Meant Director of Security at Home Depot.
Okay, so everybody is emailing me telling me in panicked terms that that Rick Perry is being considered for Director of Homeland Security.
I’m not falling for that gag. Hell, all he knows about energy is how to fill his own gas tank in an emergency. Nobody, not even George Dubya Doofus, who knows Rick very well, would make him Director of Homeland Security.
Dear Sweet Lord, do not let this be Trump’s reward for Rick Perry being the only human in America to agree with Trump about transgender in the military. Give the boy a damn trophy or something – not my Security.
Damn! All Perry would know is his own security blanket!
1Oh dear Lord they saw that pic of him n Hannity on the boat…
2Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, the folks at Home Depot would like a word with you …
3He will probably want the wall on the Canadian border
4@Paul
Cause those illegal Canadians sneak over the border speaking only Canadian? How confusing for pRick!
5Just 33 percent of Americans approve of President Donald Trump nationwide, the lowest approval numbers that have been seen since his inauguration, according to a new Quinnipiac poll released Wednesday. Sixty-one percent of American voters disapprove of Trump, according to the poll.
Drumpf could be that desperate.
6Maybe if they renamed it Home Despot.
7The Quinnipiac University Poll found, “American voters say 54 – 26 percent that they are embarrassed rather than proud to have Trump as president. Voters say 57 – 40 percent he is abusing the powers of his office and say 60 – 36 percent that he believes he is above the law.”
8Paul: Maybe prophetic. Based on the image we’ve been exhibiting on the world stage recently, convincing Canadians to pay for a wall is probably a slam dunk. Come to think of it, it probably won’t be long before a GoFundMe page will be started to build both walls, crashing the internet from international support. And when you finally get someone from tech support on the phone, the accent will be Russian, not Indian.
9Onion!! You win the internets today! ROFLMAO!!
10Well, well. Now I’m sure traitor trump has gone way round the bend. Prick Perry hast the foggiest idea of how to do anything much. Except perhaps make a fool of himself.
11Trump thinks Perry is one of the most competent members of his cabinet; the truly depressing thing is he is probably right.
12Hell, we’ve let him play with the nuclear arsenal—we might as well let him ask people to take their shoes off at the airport . . . .
13lol.