October 28, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Ebolaghazi man and his footsy jammie buddy!
1I want someone to caption the thought of the woman on Issa’s right shoulder as she gazes at pajama boy.
2Micr, maybe “oh crap, how can I restore my self-respect?”
“I need a better job with a better class of people.”
“Compared to me, prostitutes make easy money.”
3PKM
4You’re so creative and pleasant. All I could come up with was
“What’s your malfunction numb nuts?”
“From what rock did they crawl and how do I get them back under it, all while looking pleasant for the TV?”
5Micr, thank you, but credit Mama. What I was really thinking came out much better translated through her standards. Also, unlike David Hamilton, am not so st00pid as to upset Mrs. B. and Juanita Jean, either.
Darrell Issa, richest criminal in Congress standing with one sad lady, and a leftover float from a holiday yet to be celebrated (ever).
6I’m with Micr: PKM pretty well nailed it! Thanks!
7Scary and revolting.
8I don’t know I think you guys are mis-reading that look. I think she’s saying looking at duckie-jams and saying something like; “That one over there is lookin’ pretty hot!” But that’s just me.
9Or…”Did he play Jabba The Hut in that movie?”
10No, she is thinking about her chances with a stud muffin like him.
Let’s face it, once you become the type of woman that runs up to stand just behind those two, for the cameras – you have already lost all sense of judgment and self-respect.
11How about the middle of my dart board?
12I think she’s channeling the Georgia Satellites: Don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.”
13I’m kinda leaning toward Wyatt Earl’s take. Either that or she’s looking for the emergency exit. “How did I get here and how can I get out?!?”
14“Thank God for concrete make-up! At least it keeps me from laughing!”
15Frankly, I saw her thinking “yuk” or something along those lines. Look, Jammy Boy can’t help how he looks. Life is hard.
16She may be thinking that Duckie’s tie isn’t doing a very good job of holding his f0r3sk1n down under his collar…and y’all thought that was a double chin, hah.
(An old joke amongst us crude & coarse types. I know, had an earlier comment on another thread shot down, but I cain’t resist.)
17Are all the Texas politicians going to wear Clark Kent glasses now? Look how well it’s worked for Perry. BTW where the heck is that oops guy. Will he ever come back to face the music?
18maryelle, jammy boy’s glasses were part of the set of ducky PJs, 3-D glasses and decoder ring that came in the 55 gallon over pack of Cracker Jacks for big boys. Let’s be kind, as it was probably the only time he has ever scored a win.
As for the missing Gov Oops, don’t ask, Texas begs you, please don’t ask. If he serves out his goober term in abstentia, there is less damage he can do to Texas.
Plus, there’s hope OOPsy could be dragged into a little fleeing justice charge that might actually stick, if he remains missing.
19I’m ascared.
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