But You Can’t Photoshop Away Stoopid
And here’s the place where we’re at.
Trump’s right shoulder has been slimmed down and his face is looking thinner. He’s also gotten a haircut—well, a digital one anyway—and in one of the strangest alterations, Trump’s fingers have been made slightly longer. Seriously.
Trump can Photoshop away pounds of fast food fat and short fingers but you cannot, no matter how hard you try, Photoshop away dumb. The closest thing we can come to that is when they make him read his speeches word for word and then shuddup. Sadly, you can do that every day all day, so we’re stuck with dog dump dumb.
What we need is a Brainshop.
Would some one tell that traitor, Fatso Trump, you can’t fix stupid.
1Wow that was a pixel monarch who fixed the sitting president’s wide body profile.
2What we need is for damned fearful, bigoted,and angry fools to stop voting for Republicans
3Micr, can I hire this artist to get rid of my eye bags? I’ve need a photo for a web site.
4No amount of trickery will hide the fact that Orange Foolius is pixilated. Not Urban Dictionary. Not spellcheck gone lazy. “Pixilated” – old American word dating from the middle of the 19th century and peaking in the middle 20th century. It meant (1) crazed, bewildered, capricious or (2) intoxicated.
As for the pixelated version of Donnie. We’re to believe that being barred from riding around in a gold cart, (his ‘idea’ of exercise), forced to bunker down in our WH chowing down on mega bags of fast food, while merely flapping his gums and stubby little twitter fingers a new svelte Donnie has emerged. Even “Doctor” Ronny couldn’t sell that bilge.
Can’t wait for Sarah Chuck-a-Load Sandbag’s spin on “slim Donnie.”
5Does he realize how creative photo-shoppers can get here?
6At some point in the not too distant future, we may only see live images of the President as reflected through Fun House mirrors.
Which would be a slight, slimming improvement over the current House of Horrors.
7Trump is not capable of Photoshopping squat. Now the question is whether he ordered it or one of his flunkies came up with the idea.
8@lazrgrl
9I thought the same thing for myownself. I could use an eTuck and an eSnip here and there.
And with all the tech knowledge running around loose out here, or rather sitting in front of his/her monitors, he thinks nobody would notice?
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