But You Can’t Photoshop Away Stoopid
And here’s the place where we’re at.
Trump’s right shoulder has been slimmed down and his face is looking thinner. He’s also gotten a haircut—well, a digital one anyway—and in one of the strangest alterations, Trump’s fingers have been made slightly longer. Seriously.
Trump can Photoshop away pounds of fast food fat and short fingers but you cannot, no matter how hard you try, Photoshop away dumb. The closest thing we can come to that is when they make him read his speeches word for word and then shuddup. Sadly, you can do that every day all day, so we’re stuck with dog dump dumb.
What we need is a Brainshop.