But Thank You For Waiting in Line and Spending a Lot of Money on Our Food Before We Decided We Like Gays and Hate Christmas.
Remember the War on Gays where Chick-fil-A surrendered after making homophobes stand in line to buy their crappy sandwiches?
Well, now they’ve declared War on Christmas.
In their horrific assault on Christmas, the company released a statement celebrating the “holiday season” that doesn’t once include the word “Christmas” and also pushed out a press release about “holiday gift giving,” again failing to mention “Christmas.”
Really, now? Learned your lesson, did ya?
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.