But Sarah Palin Is Doing It Right?
Mike Huckabee, who looks like the church lady in a business suit, has decided that President Obama and his wife do not not know to parent correctly. After all, those girls are such a mess.
Huckabee, who is kinda obsessed with Beyoncé, has decided that it’s just not appropriate for the first daughters to listen to Beyoncé sing.
If ya think about it, yo boy!, this a a loud dog whistle, plus he gets a twofer. He can criticize both Beyoncé and President Obama in one breath. Now if he could just figure out a way to work in Michael Jordan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Oprah, he’d have all his bases covered. Extra points for edging-in Nelson Mandela.
Glass houses and rocks, Huckabee.
I’d much rather children listen to Beyoncé than you.
I don’t Huck ever got over Elvis’ shakin’ his hips in public.
1Amen! At least Beyoncé isn’t out there preaching hate!
2Know how to tell if a person is stupider than dog poop??
3He can only resort to bad-mouthing others and showing his bigotry and hate.
Why not talk about how you are going to fix the stuff you are complaining about, OH ya forgot, you are too stupid to find solutions.
Beyoncé! That is one fine cougar who can make me roar; she sings pretty good, too. Was a mere boy, when she performed with Destiny’s Child. Love, love, love her in a way my wife and Mama can accept. Have ALL her music.
Whereas, Huckabee, not much I can say about him that would pass the Mama standards. Well maybe I can say this: he deserves to be shrink wrapped in a print of the 1st Amendment on plastic.
4Republicans are afraid of most things that are not aged, white and male. Obviously that includes black artists–especially black artists with girl parts.
5I liked the part where he called Jay-Z a pimp! That is reaching out to the African American voters in language that they understand–and hate.
6Huckabee’s son tortured and killed a stray dog. FINE family values Mike taught there.
7Huck’s got himself quite a problem when it comes to the logistics of running for president: The ones who come running when they hear his dog whistle, they don’t have any money. And the ones with the money, they can see right away that the dog whistle does no good for big business.
I’m afraid old Huck’s just going to have to resign himself to being the opening act for Newt in the “I-don’t-have-anything-else-to-do-with-my-life Sideshow.
8The Jay-Z pimp comment makes it a triple-dip dog-whistle.
9When Huck gets down to this level, you know he hasn’t got a safe bet left but he’ll be damned if he’ll admit it.
10Here Comes Hucka Boo-Boo. Without any policies, he has to stand out from the crowd somehow. Will he get Ted Nugent’s endorsement next?
11Google Mike Huckabee’s son tortured and hung a stray dog, while employed as a camp counselor. He was fired, but since he was a couple of weeks away from turning 18, he escaped serious charges. Yep, I wish the Obamas would stop letting their two young daughters from doing likewise, huh, Mike?
12When did they start broadcasting American Presidential Family Idol? I assume there’s such a show, because Huckabee seems to think he gets to vote.
13Judas priest, I am not going to google that, and the kid should have been sent to jail and a re-education camp. Anybody whose kid could torture an animal has no business telling ANYBODY how to be a better parent!
14Sigh.
15The Huckster has always believed he should have the last word on just about everything, so giving unsolicited parenting advice to The President of the United States seems reasonable in his warped, whack-a-mole world.
16Huckabee is jealous because Beyonce is married.
17L.L. Long,
18But that’s what the grift is all about. Never shall a solution be offered. Once abortion and any form of birth control including masturbation are outlawed and guns and bullets are freer than air, there won’t be anything for Hucksterbe and the ultimate moron’s moron, Sarah Palin to grift up all the illiterati’s cash and available credit over. And of course, then Santorum wouldn’t be able to stain Teapublican’t primary debates anymore.
I’m thinking Mike Huckajesus and Tedophile Nugent (see what I did there?) might be posted appropriately ….. everywhere, all the time, until well after November 2016. So far, I haven’t been able to find any pics or comments. Can someone help?
19My apologies to all ……..for leaving out a couple of Tedophile’s middle names, e.g. draft-dodging poopypants. Time for a brain bleach. Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
20I, for one, am glad to see the Huckster interested in running again. After all, I still have some “Huck Dynasty” jokes left over from last time…
Speaking of which, if Hucky-Boo-Boo is upset about Obama and Beyonce’ I can’t imagine why he’s silent on his bunk buddy in Texas palling around with Ted Nugent..
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tednugent/wangdangsweetpoontang.html
21This is a long, long read … but another reason Mike shouldn’t be hurling stones at the Obamas or anyone else!! I didn’t copy the entire article … just the bottom part and the details!
Huckabee’s eldest and tubbiest son, David, would have made [Michael] Vick proud when he was 18 and fired from his Boy Scout counseling job for torturing and killing a stray dog. David most recently made headlines when he was arrested for forgetting about the Glock pistol in his bag at the Little Rock airport.
But a few years earlier, when his dad was still governor, Big Boy was in a different kind of trouble. Corrente has been all over this story but the site is down now, probably due to excessive hits. This is from the Crooks & Liars quote from Corrente:
Here’s the barebones story of how 18-year-old Mike Huckabee’s son, David, and 17-year-old Clayton Frady killed a dog when they were Boy Scouts, and got fired for it. From the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette in 1998 (as quoted in DogBlog):
[David Huckabee,] the younger son of Gov. Mike Huckabee and another teen were fired last month from jobs at a Boy Scout camp after the killing of a stray dog.[..]
So, how and why did David Huckabee (and Clayton Frady) kill the dog?
The original story isn’t clear in the lead (the admissions and the details come as you read down). Still from the Democrat Gazette:
The dog was killed [passive voice] July 11 at Camp Pioneer near Hatfield.[..]
I believe the following is the faxed description of the “particular process.” It’s on a reputable site, Utopia Animal Rescue, which is run by, of all people, Kinky Freidman:
(Miller County, Arkansas) Two boy scout counselors, 17 year old Clayton Frady and 18 year old David litickabee [sic], the son of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, have admitted to catching a stray dog during their summer session at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, AR, and hanging the dog by his neck, slitting his throat and stoning him to death.
Corrente attributes the strange spelling of David’s last name to the fact that the original information was received by fax, then likely scanned into a word processing program.
The site also disputes David’s attempts to whitewash the killing by explaining that the dog had mange and was emaciated. Apparently the idea of feeding and bathing instead of torturing it were not considered. Possibly this is the reason that in his dismissal camp officials said Boy Scouts are kind, and David Huckabee wasn’t.
Newsweek also detailed how, within months, Gov. Huckabee fired the prosecutor who filed animal cruelty charges against his son.
The incident…also prompted the local prosecuting attorney — bombarded with complaints generated by a national animal-rights group — to write a letter to the Arkansas state police seeking help investigating whether David and another teenager had violated state animal-cruelty laws. The state police never granted the request, and no charges were ever filed. But John Bailey, then the director of Arkansas’s state police, tells NEWSWEEK that Governor Huckabee’s chief of staff and personal lawyer both leaned on him to write a letter officially denying the local prosecutor’s request. Bailey, a career officer who had been appointed chief by Huckabee’s Democratic predecessor, said he viewed the lawyer’s intervention as improper and terminated the conversation.
Seven months later, he was called into Huckabee’s office and fired. “I’ve lost confidence in your ability to do your job,” Bailey says Huckabee told him. One reason Huckabee cited was “I couldn’t get you to help me with my son when I had that problem,” according to Bailey. “Without question, [Huckabee] was making a conscious attempt to keep the state police from investigating his son,” says I. C. Smith, the former FBI chief in Little Rock, who worked closely with Bailey and called him a “courageous” and “very solid” professional.
Huckabee called Bailey’s account “totally untrue” and described him as a “bitter” exemployee. “I asked him to resign because he had so alienated the entire state police,” he said. “It had nothing to do with my son.”
David, who was named Arkansas State University’s 2001 Homecoming King, is now married and sometimes lists his occupation as a mortgage broker.
22Thank you, Marcia. That was too good not to share, so I copied and pasted it to my Facebook page.
23I met David Huckabee at that camp a few years before the incident with the dog. He seemed like a personable young man, but looks can be deceiving. At the time, I thought he was already in college because of he is a tall guy.
I always call senior Huckabee by the name ‘Huckabuck’ because he seems to be chasing the almighty dollar with great zeal.
24What is it with Republicans and dogs anyway?
25Never trust a preacher with all the answers.
26Huckabee is going to be in my Costco store the week after next, I will be doing my best to avoid him.
Have you seen his family picture, I do not want to be rude but he is the last person that should have written a diet book!
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