During his press conference today, Sean Spicer announced that Donald Trump is certainly aware of Senator Lindsey Graham’s concerns about Trump’s business dealings. And it is being duly addressed as we speak.

Donald Trump welcomes scrutiny of his business dealings, so …

“The President, obviously, was aware of Sen. Graham’s suggestion after he made it today and he’s fine with that,” Spicer said Tuesday. “He has no business in Russia. He has no connections to Russia. So he welcomes that.”

“In fact, he has already charged a leading law firm in Washington, D.C. to send a certified letter to Sen. Graham to that point, that he has no connections to Russia,” Spicer added. “So that should be a really easy look.”

Okay, I know that sounds crazy.  I know that paying writ twits to write a letter for you sounds like you’re trying to avoid the truth or any remote resemblance to scrutiny, but, y’all, it’s a certified letter. Certified. That’s how the United States Postal System works. Certified is the same thing as holding up your hand and swearing to the truth.  When you lick the envelope you have to say, “So help me God.”

Hey, at least it isn’t being written by his personal physician.