Okay, I’m gonna take you all the way to Washington State to find this doozy.

The mayor of a small city in Washington reportedly admitted that he called President Barack Obama “monkey man” and first lady Michelle Obama “gorilla face,” but says he will not resign over the racist comments.

He says he’s not racist so he’s not going to resign as mayor.

He also told local NBC station KHQ that the comments were just “playful back and forth banter that my friends and I do.”

But he’s not racist.

The newspaper found what it said were at least 75 posts and reposts, including an image that suggests both the president and his wife should “hang for treason.”

Not racist.  Not.  Racist.

In some posts, Rushing also claims to be a follower of Jesus Christ.

See, not racist.

And neither are these people.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.