Bubba’s Stalker
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Bubba’s stalker is back.
Bubba got more snail mail from his anonymous stalker, Mr. Rushette. It arrived yesterday. Same return address, 4203 Fannin in Houston, which Ralph tracked down as the NAACP Family Technology Center. It’s apparently Mr. Rushette’s cute little way of letting us know that there are actual black people in Houston. No, seriously, there are. And no tellin’ what they’re up to at that there Family Technology Center. Honey, those three words strike fear in the hearts of redneck stalkers.
This envelope only had two things in it, but it did have something new – a Ronald Reagan postage stamp. Bubba says that’s a clue that there’s something ignorant inside.
Now, you’ll notice that Mr. Rushette carefully cut off who sent him the email that he sent Bubba by regular mail because forwarding emails is apparently above Mr. Rushette’s pay grade. By the way, Bubba’s email address is far easier to come by than his home snail mail address.
But, the lamebrain didn’t bother to cut off the bottom. Apparently, the employees of Cameron have nothing better to do than send around goofy emails. And, yeah, of course I’m mailing it to Cameron tomorrow. You know you would, too.
And, once again, Mr. Rushette, like the vast majority of Republicans, has not one single original thing to say.
It’s grand fun to be Bubba.