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Bubba might have a stalker.

Actually, I’m a tad jealous.  Every time Barack Obama does something wonderful, Bubba gets an anonymous letter from some guy.  We suspect it’s a guy, because  he somehow manages to get in some raunchy pictures in every letter he sends.  However, it could be a conservative lesbian.  I’m just not counting on that.  That’s not a real deep pond to fish in.

So, as soon as Mr. Rushette (our name for him because on our playground we imagine him to look like Rush, except older and meaner) heard about Obama whacking Osama, he went crazy.  We think his printer must have been down because his letter just got here yesterday, which is a little slower than usual.

It looked like this —

First I need to tell you that Mr. Rushette does use a return address.  It is 4703 Fannin in Houston.  Here’s what’s there.

Now, I do not know if Google caught him standing in front of his castle, there.  That might be him.  And I can certainly see what a guy living in a storage container would be conservative.  On the upside, at least he can’t holler at the neighborhood kids to stay off his grass.

This letter contained all manner of rambling and somehow that Democrats want to buy women big breasts, and, of course, Bubba couldn’t think of one single argument against that.

There was a full size color picture of Dubya, suitable for framing,  saying “Vindication:  When the loudest critic of your policies achieves his greatest success because of them.”  He ruined the whole framing capability by writing on it, “You know it is the truth.”

There was an assortment of print outs from the Internet machine and “typical Democrat” written on a restaurant order in Michigan.

Now, Bubba and I have a bet.  Bubba says this guy only does this to him because he’s so damn special.  I think this guy sends out a mess of these every time President Obama accomplishes something that Bush could not do.

So …. if you or anyone you know gets one of these from Mr. Rushette, please let me know.

And if you don’t, I am very sorry because it is way cool to piss off the crazies.