British Incursion
In the biggest bomb to hit Britain since the Blitz, Dunning J Kruger has flown over to London. First of all, you know Trump holds Britain in low regard because the Ambassador to the Court of St James – yet another pal of his – is Mr. Stiff Prick.
Actually “Woody Johnson”
On arrival, Trump called London Mayor Sadiq Khan a “stone cold loser” and, typically, misspelled his name while insulting his 5’6″ height. “Kahn [sic] reminds me very much of our very dumb and incompetent Mayor of NYC, de Blasio, who has also done a terrible job – only half his height.” Meanwhile, Melania be’d best by appearing as Eliza Doolittle.
“Vouldn’t it be besterly?”
England is responding with their typical brio and aplomb. The Vauxhall Bridge, which faces the US Embassy, has been festooned with 5 banners reading “Resist sexism”, “Resist racism”, “Resist hate”, “Resist cruelty” and “Resist Trump.”
London bridge is galling Don
The Museum of London is hoping to add this satirical blimp to their permanent collection in honor of a “controversial moment.” (No, really!) The 20′ blimp was approved to fly by Mayor Khan, who also earned Trump’s Twit-ire by likening his divisive rhetoric to “fascists of the 20th century.”
Traitor Tot
Inspired by that blimp, which originally flew last year, an American animatronic dinosaur creator has sent this to the UK: a 16′ robotic Trump at what we all know to be his morning toilette.
Twitler Toidy Boy
I wonder what kind of welcome the Queen has planned?
Yes, Ma’am
Putin’s Puto insults the wife of one of the Queen’s grandsons and she actually invites him and his retinue into her country and gives him a ceremonial reception???
She should have treated him the same way she did Evita Peron; don’t speak to him and don’t receive him.
And Harry should poke him in the snot locker…
1Actually, when I saw Melanoma, I thought she was trying to be Downton Abeey (just like her “Out of Africa” garb for the visit to the Dark Continent).
Apparently only teevee is real…
2Love the robotic Drumpf. To me, he always looks like he is sitting on a toilet in every photo I see where he is seated (unless there is a desk in front of him).
3A visit from the decrepit Dotard Donnie certainly brings a new meaning to “god save the Queen.” Dragging Messy along for the trip simply adds fuel to our national humiliation.
4The queen doesn’t have much say in these matters. She had to receive the Ceaucescus, too, and give Casper Weinberger a knighthood. It’s her job. Harry and Megan have a little more leeway in refusing to meet the racist slob who bragged that he could have “dated” Diana (who reportedly was creeped out by his advances). At least they’re not letting him address Parliament like a real president.
5Not Eliza Doolittle or Downton Abbey; that hat was cribbed directly from Princess Di, down to the angle of the tilt.
6All things considered, rather poor taste.
Lunargent @ 6,
I thought so too. At least she knows how to keep her mouth shut and her hands to herself. I think she only endures Rump because in the end she’ll be the house keeper with a war chest of diamond jewelry.
7The Queen is so much bigger than Wilted Weenie in every way. She not only radiates class, she still rides horseback, fought for her country and is such a patriot she’s even completing probably the most onerous task of her long career, hosting that repulsive buffoon.
There was a hashtag on Twitter for fine British people who pledged to moon the Wilted Weenie’s motorcade. My heroes!!!
8Debbo, I was hoping the “crowd” at Trump’s inauguration would have done that, or at least turned their backs to him.
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