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Juanita’s good friend, E. Claire from Jarrell, Texas, send her a bright light idea.

E. Claire’s friend, one Ms. Elizabeth Moon of literary fame and fortune but missing a professional political organization of her own  on the internets, sent E. Claire this email  —

Someone you know will know how to organize this…but I think Ms. Lowden needs campaign contributions in the form of live chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys, peafowl, emus, etc. delivered straight to her campaign headquarters. Each neatly labeled with the amount of the contribution, of course, so she will have to report it as income.

E.

Does anyone know here I can get live chickens, delivered, alive and clucking?

I do know where to get live gators.  I do not, however, know how to ship them without really, really pissin’ them off before they get there.  Once they arrive, I frankly don’t care.

I need real bad to do this, but the logistics have me baffled.  Suggestions, customers?