Boris Johnson Tests Positive for COVID-19

March 27, 2020 By: El Jefe Category: Coronavirus

Boris Johnson, who’s Trump-like response to the Coronavirus has caused an infection spike in the UK, has himself tested positive and is experiencing symptoms.  He awoke from his stupid coma about the same time that Trump did, but his actions have been to strictly lock down the country, but it was too late to protect himself.

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  1. oldymoldy says:

    That’s a shame…

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  2. My thoughts and prayers…

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  3. charles phillips says:

    My cousins in the Hebrides are happy, ya’ll!

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  4. RepubAnon says:

    Funny how Conservatives don’t consider something to be a concern unless and until it affects them personally.

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  5. maryelle says:

    Why, oh why, has the Prevaricator-in-Chief not had the same
    “awakening”. He has just told Gov. Cuomo that he doesn’t
    believe New York needs so many ventilators. It is long past time for him to need a machine to help him breathe, would that there was a machine to help him think.

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  6. The Surly Professor says:

    Bojo’s orginal plan was much like what the Trumpoids have started pushing: just let the disease go through the population, lose a few (hundreds of thousands) people, and then herd immunity will kick in. We must not let the economy suffer, when some old folks who are gonna die soon anyway can sacrifice themselves for our stock prices.

    At this point the best thing for the US is for Trump to get Covid-19. For some Republicans, it takes losing someone close to themselves to make them develop a vestigal sense of empathy. But Trump really values no one but himself, so it looks like our best hope is that he starts coughing.

    I’m not a Christian (but think that dude Jesus had some really cool and even modern ethics), but feel saddened that I’ve come to hope some old guy gets a probably-fatal disease. On the other hand, I do hope he has a nice long life in Attica or Ossining starting in 2021.

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  7. Stony Pillow says:

    Three words: Bring. It. On.

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  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    The British have suddenly realized how much they love and depend upon the National Health Service, hobbled though it is by years of Tory “austerity” cuts. If BoJo winds up on a ventilator, it will give him time to reconsider privatization.

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  9. Harry Eagar says:

    It’s not nice to try to fool Mother Nature

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  10. slipstream says:

    Don’t worry, Boris! It’s just a Democratic hoax!

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  11. So hows that herd immunity working for you boris?

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  12. k @ 11:
    I’m hoping that a majority of the British herd will realize that boris’s diagnosis is the only benefit of the herd immunity plan of no action.

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