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“I have often said that Verdelia has never killed anybody, but that she has read a few obituaries with more than the appropriate amount of glee,” Juanita begins.  “I feel the same way about this situation with the Republican Party of Texas.”

According to the latest filing with the Federal Election Commission, the party had $264,863 cash on hand and $501,174 in debt. Munisteri said the party actually owed $605,835. The Republican National Committee recently paid a bill worth $134,000, he said; otherwise, the RPT would owe $739,000.

“I have both a big debt, and we’re losing money every month,” he said.

“Hummmm ….. conservative leadership?  Hummmm ….. fiscal responsibility?  Hummmmm ….. balanced budgets?”

“Republicans walk like they talk?  Sure, and I’d be the Queen of Ohio.  If I lived in Ohio.  And could get elected queen,” she says.

“Being a believer in democracy, I would not wish ill will on any political party, however I did read this will more than the appropriate amount of glee.  Oh hell,” she admits, “that’s a big fat lie.  I am delighted.  It couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch of folks.  I’d have shot them myself if I could have.”

“Now, everybody keep an eye on them because they are going to shakedown big insurance and big oil to fill their leaking coffers.  You heard it here first,” Juanita says.  “Sure as hurricane season, it’s gonna happen.”