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Living in Texas, Juanita knows all about Big Butter and Eggs Men.

“Lotsa fellas made heaps of money during the oil boom.  The  term McMansion became popular around here because the oil boys were building mansions so fast that they begin to look like cookie cutters,” she explains.

“But there’s a whole new breed Butter and Eggs men who did not make their money through hard work.  They made it off your backs,” she points at a picture on the wall of the goofy Teabaggers.  Okay, so it’s not a picture – it’s a dart board.  But, it kinda looks like a picture.

“One such man is Paul Zabczuk,” she begins.

Former UBS AG client Paul Zabczuk was charged by U.S. prosecutors with filing a false tax return in 2004 that failed to report income he earned on his Swiss bank account.

The resident of The Woodlands, Texas, was charged today in federal court in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. He faces as long as three years in prison, according to court records. Zabczuk has entered a plea agreement with prosecutors and is scheduled to change his plea on April 13, court records show.

“And with all that money he saved in taxes,” Juanita rolls her eyes, “he used to buy a home right here in Texas up the road toward Dallas.  He was so proud of it that he gave a testimonial.”

“Now, I don’t have a picture of his house,” she admits, “but I do have some examples from his builder.  His builder appears to be the McMansion King.”

“And what does this have to do with the Teabaggers?  Well, Honey, Zabczuk is just the kind of guy the Teabaggers want to protect from higher taxes.  And he thanks them by not paying taxes at all.  I hope he invites them to spend the night in his McMansion while he’s in prison.  But, I doubt it.”