June 18, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I had a case many years ago in Clovis, NM that ended weird. Charge was driving on revoked license. Went to court, judge found him guilty. We go outside. Prosecutor, cop and me. My client, in front of everyone gets in his truck and drives away. Cop pulled him over two blocks later. Added another year to revocation
1I love her comic timing. Up to the very end you’re thinking, “yeah, I can imagine there being one dumb sumbitch forget and drive up to it on a suspended license.” Then at the end she says, “two weeks in a row, let’s not go for three”! Priceless.
2A friend of mine served as a small claims court judge, and told a story highlighting the criminal masterminds in the neighborhood.
Judge: Plaintiff, what’s your complaint?
Plaintiff: The defendant stole my cocaine, and I want it back!
Defendant: Well, you hadn’t paid me for the last batch of cocaine you got from me!
Judge to bailiff: Do these clowns realize they just confessed to felonies on the record?
3Do ya’ll remember the column in the Austin Statesman that had excepts from actual trial transcripts? I wonder if they still have it – really funny!
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